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it's illegal to drive while watching porn.

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New York Driver Nabbed While Watching Porn Movie

 

ALBANY, N.Y. (Reuters) - Andre Gainey found out the hard way that in the state of New York it's illegal to drive while watching porn.

 

 

 

Police said the 35-year old man from Clifton Park, New York, was watching a adult movie called "Chocolate Foam" on Tuesday night while driving his Mercedes Benz in the town of Schenectady when he was spotted by an officer at a stop light.

 

 

Police spokesman Pete Frizoni said detectives pulled Gainey over when they saw the movie playing on screens embedded in the car's headrests. When they confronted him, they saw another screen in the passenger-side visor was facing Gainey, allowing him to watch the movie while driving.

 

 

The case is thought to be the first of its kind in New York, said Joe Pichi, a spokesman for the for the state's Department of Motor Vehicles.

 

 

"Our biggest problem is illegal cell phone use while driving," Pichi said. "Drivers should be driving."

 

 

Gainey was charged with a public display of offensive material, driving with a suspended license and driving while watching a television. He compounded his legal woes by giving a false name when he was fingerprinted, prompting police to add a charge of forgery.

 

 

He is scheduled to appear in court on March 17.

 

- Credit Reuters

 

who would do such a thing? :shifty

Whoa. That would be hard to do; watch a porno and drive at the same time. That guy must be coordinated. I couldn't concentrate on the driving.

That guy must be coordinated. I couldn't concentrate on the driving.

i guess you must really get into it! :lol j/k

chocolate foam. im not even gonna ask

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chocolate foam. im not even gonna ask

maybe if we ask nicely Admin can upload it from his HD :whistle

I've got this "friend" (more like someone who I'll hang out with), who's a bit of a wigger. Anyway, he's got the whole 18 inch rims (he can't fit 20 yet or somethin), and 5 tvs in his car, with a playstation in there too. Anyway, what he does is pops in a porno, and points the tvs that are in the visors in the front..points em out so cars next to him can see it, then the other cars behind him can see the ones on the headrests. I find it pretty damn funny, but still pretty wiggish.

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damnit furman stop using the term wiggish :lol

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i be offended like a mofuh, nah mean?

:lol

wiggish?

 

:lol :lol :lol

 

i remember this one whore in HS that would talk about "wigs" a couple of times, and now see the word wiggish in this porn thread and it just takes me back

they probably didnt pull him over until the movie was over like this perv substitute teacher i had once.

in my case these kids were watching an anime porn movie (it was a tv productions class) and he just stood there watching it. then when it ended he told them to put it away

haha my teacher's quite interesting.

 

once this guy came to our class wearing leopard pajama pants and our teacher was like "last time i seen those was on one of those channels you have to pay for" and then once he asked this kid to read #6 and he was like "number six. not sex and nearly not as much fun" we're all like OKAYY lol

some teachers seriously need background checks

in my case these kids were watching an anime porn movie (it was a tv productions class) and he just stood there watching it. then when it ended he told them to put it away

Are you serious? Tell me who it was on AIM.

it was at my old school. i went to another school for freshman year

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