Lance Vance

Do you guys need me to start the game thread tomorrow for some good luck for once?

This is easier than I thought. Maybe if I had posted more the last few seasons we'd have a few more championships in the bag. #BanThatIdiotWhoWantsMeBanned

Winner makes the next thread right?

How come you get away with how mean you are? Why doesn't anyone ban this guy?

More than likely proved your superstitions stupid. You're welcome. See you tomorrow in the game thread.

I didn't jinx anything man, we're winning... oh wait doesn't this mean I get to start tomorrow's game thread? Yes!

Lmao

Oh wow this place is now superstitious too? Do you all rub a rabbit's foot on your tummy before each game too? Whatever.

Yeah I know what I said. He could help our rotation therefore he is a potential upgrade therefore he has potential. #ReadingComprehension.

You got jokes?

You can't look at ERA. Look at numbers that really matter. JDLR could absolutely help this team.

Let's win this. Jose Fernandez is pitching. Time to win a series for once.

Jorge De La Rosa. Cheap to acquire, loads of potential left.

Why would you guys want Kelly gone? He was on the good Tigers teams with Leyland.

You teach art? Lol

Garrett Braxton. You guys think I'm kidding. That's the guy.

That's gross

Thank you

Barely a joke. He's Scottish but has an Amezaga sombrero avatar, can't blame me for guessing Mexican.

Oh please. I don't answer people who insinuate things about me.

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I don't mind de la Rosa at all, he's been around for years he'd be an upgrade over both Koehler and Nicolino at the least but it doesn't have to be de la Rosa. Anyone. I'm just saying that now with Garrett signed now we have a big trade piece and we have to use it before the deadline if we want anything good.

Lol. Scottish Amezaga with scottish sombrero. Just saying, Lol

What does that say about you then?

With what? I'm not trying to fool anyone.