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I think a few of your guys deep hate for anyone with money is influencing your feelings. Who would be able to find friends and family to go to that many base all games in a city that hates baseball? Oh, and do it for like 20 years. So if I wanted to go to that many baseball games and not sit by myself, I'd start doing the same thing. It's called making new/more friends. You can take afford to roll that way, but he can. No need to be so butthurt about it. I go to about a dozen games a year and spend time at the games on my phone. So what? It's fucking baseball where every player has a ritual for every pitch thrown. MM has been to more games than most of you have partially watched on TV. If he doesn't want to sit there eyes wide filling in a scorecard for a fucking Marlins game, so what? Aside from 97, 03, and 09, what do you think is more entertaining? Candy crush or the Marlins? It's Candy crush. Dude is wealthy, knows, it donates it, takes people to diamond club when otherwise they'd never get a chance to go, and you guys cry about him being on his phone. Lol. So jealous.

I hate that this is called flashing. It's not. She exposed 2 more inches of top boob. I've seen more tit than that at marlins park.

Probably the most accurate string of words ever submitted to this forum.

You should ask marlins man to take you to a game. I'd love to see you in a bikini.

I think money to charity for one mildly annoying guy who brings the team exposure is a fair trade.

Marlins man knows exactly who he is. He's been interviewed, and has told his story. There is no delusion here. In addition to rarely taking insanely hot women to games, he also does the same with random fans, and kids in need. The guy donates a ton of money and helps raise a ton of money. He's been a fan of the marlins forever. The only reason someone could hate marlins man is penis or wallet envy. Also everyone who does't like the fish.

Nope.

Absolute hero. She didn't even show nipple. Whatever it takes to get a W.

marlins man is my hero.

Instantly becomes 6th best player on the team.

Married to the goat of my dreams.

How is $80 going to pay for a quality psychologist?

This is a very reasonable stance on the home run sculpture. I look forward to reading more of your view on this team.

is this an ISIS job application question?

LOL

Cool. What is your favorite airport to fly into?

Excellent point.

Don't scare the average marlin fan away. Explain it nicely. Explain where to get answers to these types of internal questions.

The poster on his ceiling.

Super bullpen exists because of expected shitty rotation. Unfortunately both are shit. We'll start winning games again eventually but watching this team right now is painful.

We bad news cucks

Might as well get this out of the way. I'm another one.

Never safe.

Best news all year. jk, we actually need him now