Arptastic

Kneedirt!

That was pretty idiotic, Segura, but thank you.

Just curious, are home teams going to play a synthesized chorus of boos when the umps fuck up in the opposing team’s favor?

Those cutouts are pretty fashionable.

These are the most well-behaved Phillies fans I’ve ever seen.

Incorrect, but it’s not really important.

I dunno, man. This is an MLB desert right now. The closest thing is the Braves, who are four hours away, and more people care about the Nashville Sounds than the Braves around here.

About there being no superstars in the lineup. I think quite a few opponents would vouch for Rojas’ and Anderson’s immediate potential.

I just had my new Marlins hat. Took me two years to finally get one with the new new logo.

Anderson, Rojas, and maybe Aguilar would like a word.

I have high hopes for Isan.

Nashville seems like an AL city to me. Just about all of the geographically “close” teams are NL.

Mike Mordecai did a pretty good job when we needed him.

It’s a good look.

I live in Nashville now, so this is pretty groovy, as long as this prospective team doesn’t end up in the Marlins’ division somehow.

Anyway, I hope Boxberger’s pitching style is somewhere between Braden Looper and Tim Spooneybarger.

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