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Yeah I just saw that. The beginning of the season is always so wonderful :]

oh no, Cashner wasn't a signing. the Marlins traded the 12th overall pick in the 2015 draft for him. no biggie

meh. I'm almost positive I'll be able to get tickets in the outfield 100 level seats for $15-20. I'm not paying that for a 500 level ticket

this Cardinals/Giants rivalry is HOT

God dammit I thought it was a day game. I woke up early for NOTHIN. BTW anyone know if it's easy to get a cheap scalped ticket outside citi field? First time going

so uh... he got his first hit ever tonight.

I can get down w the Rockies. fellow 1993 expansion team, and my brother lives in Denver, like 5 minutes away from Coors Field. I hopped on the Astros bandwagon a few years ago. not sure why. but whatever, Loria's selling soon so I'm not gonna need a second team.

US vs Japan on Tuesday. i'm scared USA's gonn win tho

Stanton with a 2-run bomb into the second deck. Marlins win. game over.

3rd inning Stanton with a leadoff single. scores a run. Yelich with an RBI double. tie game. what what

Yeah. Everyone in the rotation is good enough to be a major league starter. A starter on a bad team

short A, A, or A Advanced?

the FO clearly went into "just try to make it look like a major league roster" mode this offseason. it's an awful rotation

I think it's pretty close. MLBTR says "between 1.4 and 1.7" they also pointed out that the 309.5 of Stanton's $325m deal is still yet to be paid out. lol. loria's such a slimeball fuck. "I'll sign him to the largest contract of all time, one in which there's no way he'd ever leave the Marlins... and then I ain't paying that shit." this cocksucker profitted tens of millions of dollars over the last decade from owning this team, and now he's going to make a profit of over a billion dollars. it's disgusting. BRING ON A NEW OWNER THAT ISN'T AWFUL (please)

"It's known that Yelich can clobber the baseball. If you talk to Marlins people, they see a developing superstar, a guy who can only get better. It's been easy for some time to daydream about what Yelich could be if he just hit fewer grounders." http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/turning-christian-yelich-into-joey-votto/#more-246603

whoa I look away for 10 minutes and the game starts all of a sudden. sweet

yeahhh maybe go ahead and sign Fister, Lewis, and Hendo

UNDEFEATED MARLINS 2017 WORLD SERIES WHAT WHAT

just eat one frosted cherio

frosted cherios are great. also

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/c/copelsc01.shtml he'll be cut real quick never heard of Esch either. ST is full of "who?"s

the rotation is five #3-4 starters

highest paid player in the history of ever.... I can't wait to see what Trout's next contract is going to be. 325 BILLION

Barry Bonds was holding the hitters back