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Oh..and MVP Vs Matt Hardy for the US Title. Matt wins the strap.

What are your thoughts on how Wrestlemania will shape up? What matches do you think they'll have? 1. WWE Championship Randy Orton© vs HHH vs John Cena-I dont like a triple threat for the main event, but I guess this is the right call. 2. World Heavyweight Championship Edge© vs. Undertaker Edge retains by screwing Taker or outside interference. Guarenteed. 3. ECW Championship CM Punk Vs Chavo Guerrero© Punk regains the title. 4. Vince and JBL Vs Hornswoggle and Finlay Finlay and Horswoggle come away with the win 5. Money in the Bank Jeff Hardy Vs Y2J vs Ken Kennedy Vs Shelton Benjamin Vs Batista Vs Umaga Jeff Hardy wins the Money in the Bank and cashes it in the same night and wins a Fatal Fourway and the WWE Title. 6. Ric Flair vs Shawn Michaels. Flair finally loses a match and retires from the ring the next day on Raw. 7. Big Show vs Floyd "Money" Mayweather Floyd somehow wins whatever type of match they have. 8. Tag Team Turmoil Morrison and Miz© vs Rhodes and Holly© vs Duece and Domino vs Jesse and Festus vs London and Kendrick London and Kendrick win the match and unify the meaningless tag team titles. 9. Womens Championship Beth Phoenix Vs...take your pick. Any other predictions?

1. Jack Buck's post 9/11 speech when baseball started back up at Busch 2. Jamir Jagr highlights 3. Steak and Cheese Subway sandwiches with Onions pickels and Southwest Sauce. 4. Jack Buck's "Go Crazy Folks!! Go Crazy!" 5. Guys like Dwane Wade posterizing guys like Yoa Ming 6. good "Yo Mama" jokes. ~Yo mama so stupid, she went on Maury to get a DNA test to find out if she really was the mother! 7. Sex 8. link 9. Watching people trip and fall. 10. Mary J Blige and Method Man's hit single You're All I Need anything else?

Who's your favorite bad guy and why? Here are some quick choices. Smith--Matrix Gabriel--Prophecy Darth Vader Freddy--Elm Street Scarface--Scarface Michael Corleone-God Father Bill--Kill Bill Joker--Batman Nicky (Joe Pesci)(sp)--Good Fellas Pin Head--Hell Raiser Lex Luthor-Superman Caster Troy--Face Off Cyrus the Virus--Con Air (BTW, John Malkovich ****in rocks.) Gabriel (John Travolta) Swordfish Tom Cruise--Collateral Hannibal Lecter--Silence/Hammibal Just a few. So what villain do you like?

A guy was taking his girl out for a date at one of their favorite restaurants. The girl ordered for the guy this time?as she wanted him to try something new. The guy says, ?ok anything but spicy food. My stomach doesn?t handle it well.? The girl said ok..and ordered her man a dish. The food came and the guy took one sip and it was spicy *** hell. He goes, Oh oh. My stomach wont be able to handle this. Immediately the guy has to shyt. He tries to hold it..but he cant?and he shyts his pants. Trying to act as if nothing happens, he rushes his girl out and says lets go for a walk. He walks about 5 feet apart from her?and he?s walking like a cowboy. She keeps trying to get closer but he keep pushing her away saying he likes to look at her from a slight distance. The young couple decides to take a train across town. The guy sees a Gap men?s store and goes inside to get some new pants because he has shyt the ones he has on. He tells his girl to go look at some clothes she would like the next time they go shopping. The sees a shirt and pants outfit on display on a manikin and says real quietly to the clerk ?just the pants!? The clerk says, ?what? I cant hear you.? Again, through the corners of his mouth the guy says, ?I need just the pants!? The clerk says again..?Im sorry but I didn?t hear you.? So through tight lip and with shyt running down his legs now?the guys says, ?Give me just the pants!!? The clerk replies, ?Ooooooh. I hear you. No problem sir!? The clerk returns with the bag and says it would be 25 dollars. The guy throws a 50 dollar bill at him and runs out the store with his girlfriend running behind him not knowing what was going. The guy gets on the train?the girl comes up gasping and out of the breath. He looks at her and says, ?Ok baby I?ll be right back!? The girl says, Wai?? but its too late. He runs in the bathroom. He snatches off his pants and his shytty boxers, rolls it into a tight ball and throws it all out of the window in the bathroom. He wipes his @ss as best he can. He breaths a sigh of relief then opens the Gap bag and pulls out?.just the shirt. This rich kid Kyle was having his 21st birthday. He decided to throw a party for himself in his 1000 square foot mansion. All of his friends are there. They?re all getting drunk and smoking dope and just having a good ol time. After a while, Kyle invites everyone down to his basement to see his 25Ft long pet alligator. The all go down to the basement, and there is this huge, long alligator in a pool just swashing around and snapping its jaws and doing all kinds of alligatorly type stuff. Kyle goes, ?I?ll give 5 million dollars to anyone who wrestles with my pet alligator there?. There was a shush over the crown. No one said anything?.all that could be heard was the alligator?s long, scaly tail slicing through the water and its spiky, jagged teeth snipping and biting at the air. Not another sound could be heard. Then all of a sudden, there was a loud splash. And Leroy, the only black kid at the party, was in the pool wrestling the alligator!! Not only that, but Leroy was kicking the alligator @ss!! Leroy was punching it, and poking it in the eyes, and kicking it and just laying the smack down on the alligator. After a while, Leroy strangled the alligator and it fell to the bottom of the pool and died. There was a loud, thunderous ovation from the crown. Leroy crawls out of the pool and is dripping wet and badly out of breath. Kyle runs up to him and goes, ?well hot damn Leroy you beat the tar out of my gator. I guess I owe you 5 million smackers.? Leroy, ?I don?t want 5 million dollars.? Kyle, ?Ok, well I give you my limo and my private jet. Now you?re ridin in style!? Leroy, ? I don?t want a jet or a limo.? Kyle, ?Well Ok Leroy, well just name it. Anything you want I?ll get it for you.? Leroy, ?All I want??.is the name of the motherphuker that pushed me in that pool

Have you guys seen the GI Joe dubs?

Hey fellas whats the weather like down there? Are we gonna be able to get this game in without interuptions? What do you guys think?

Im also not looking forward to Mulder's start. The only thing is, if we dont have an above average number 2 pitcher, we're done because Ponson/Marquis/Souppan all suck. I hope Mulder dominated because we need him to, but I wouldnt bet money on it.

LOL I cant stop watching it. Its absolutely hilarious. The end to me is the best though. "You cant be serious, is this %$#@ talkin bout me!!??!? Just hilarious.

No. Im just using Hungo's little truck there coz I think its cool. LOL.

I was wondering what kind of nick names you guys would come up with for players. There are two types of nick names. You got the funny ones that Chris Berman comes up with. "Well Dressed" Armani Tumor. Albert "Winnie the" Pujols...ect etc. Then you have ordinary nick names like "Chipper," "The Mayer," and "Big Papi." I caught in to Berman's style of nickname giving years ago, and find myself coming up with nicknames even when Im not trying to do so. Thats how I came up with my name. Here are some others I came up with. I also added a little extra commentary that Berman would say when he's commentating something done by one these players. Charles" Bronson Arroyo Derek "hits harder than Bruce" Lee (Carlos Lee could use it too.) "Web" Jim Edmonds- would be the all time best nick name on BBTN "Bishop Don magic" Juan Pierre Jim "Are they still pitching" Thome?? "Yes. And he crushes it yet again. Waaaay outa the yard." Adam "Mom take a look at what I've" Dunn. "3 run shot to DEEP right field. "I make people come to Reds games. Maybe not as many people as other teams get, but the ones who do show up are showing up because I do things like this." Travis "Breaks a baseball in" Hafner. Nick "Im the Juggernaut" Punto.- You gota be hip to that Juggernaut/Xmen voice over to get this one. I posted it in The Outfield forum. Jason "its my names thats on the" Marquis Rich "My skills are now" Harden Houston "I can tell you how to get to Seaseme" Street "And the first place you have to go is back to your dugout! Strikeout with the high cheese to end the game and the A's have now won 6 in a row!" Jeremy "James" Bonderman "Skaken, not stir. And Bonderman had Konerko's knees shakin with that curve ball. 7 Strikeouts through 5!"

I've heard many people compare this Reds team to last years Orioles team early in the season. Arroyo looks like Cy Young, just like Erik Bedard did for about 3 months last year. Im not saying I believe this or I dont, but its an interesting thought.

The Juggernaut Halarious.

Carpenter (as many have stated) is prob the best recent example. Not only was he pretty bad through out his 20's but he missed an entire season in 2003 (or 2002, not sure) on top of it.

Turn on the lights or this could happen to you. A MAN who claims he mistakenly had sex with "the wrong woman" after entering a dark bedroom at the home of a Sydney magazine editor was yesterday committed to stand trial for rape. Paul John Chappell, 31, was invited back to the editor's Bondi flat after they met during a night out. The pair went to bed and Chappell later got up to use the bathroom. But Chappell claims he mistakenly returned to the wrong bedroom, where the editor's 23-year-old flatmate was asleep. He got into bed with the flatmate and initiated sex, allegedly believing she was the other woman. The flatmate participated because she thought it was her own boyfriend who had come to bed after falling asleep in the loungeroom. When she turned on the light, the "hysterical" woman saw Chappell in her bed and realised her boyfriend was still asleep on the couch. Chappell intends to plead not guilty to one count of sexual intercourse without consent. "The defence case is he made a mistake," barrister Wayne Flynn told the Downing Centre Court Local yesterday. "He went into the wrong room and had sex with the wrong person. More here. I dont see how the guy could be found guilty of anything. They both are at "fault."