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Since Yelich got hurt and the 1-2 hitters are Marisnick & Dietrich, unless he hits a HR, Stanton can't buy an RBI. Because nobody's on base when he comes up to the plate. He's had numerous hits, doubles, singles, but RBIs are hard to come by with Marisnick & Dietrich batting 1-2. No one cares about your play by play. Tell us more about the dead ball era. What was it like to watch Charles Radburn?

We could have a Corona and turn 58. Turn down.

Dietrich is pure garbage defensively. Yeah, Dietrich can hit, but does he hit enough to justify keeping his errors and defensive lapses in the line up? We'll see. He tore it up in the minors hitting, but hasn't done much here since he's been back. I mean no disrespect, Shut up and enjoy the game old man. You'll be dead soon and forget all about this. I said no disrespect so you can't be offended.

There's four types of non Hispanics. Cuban, Dominican, Mexican, and those in jail. He's not in jail, and if he was any good he'd be Cuban or Dominican. He's Mexican.

His line at New Orleans was .095/.091/.143 to be exact. It's because he's not hustling. He should date a white woman named Debbie, and have a brother in law named jeff. I'm sure he doesn't like to get up in the morning. http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2K-_2AHYh0

Just like my chilli, this lineup needs more crackers! For today Henderson Alvarez is Al Henderson.

They are, but not as much. So they use their american grit to work hard as f*** and sweat their balls off. Then maybe they can be good. The spics get more talent. All they need to do is care to become all stars. It's so wrong I'm laughing at this.

So what you're saying is that white boys aren't talented? YuP. Dominicans are lazy and don't care.... White boys jump fences for foul balls. Even half white boys like Jeter go all out. When was the last time you saw Hanley dive, or Ortiz run fast? White boys + Hustle = Winning

So what your saying is the minorities don't hustle??? White boys hustle harder. They have to work extra hard to get something done.

Fuck- why Solano. Why couldn't Solano not pick up baseballs

Looking at Heaney go againat the Phillies today brought a idea to my head- What's the marlins best lineup when Heaney pitches and in general. I wouldn't mind seeing this when Heaney is on the mound- 1. Yelich-Lf 2. Ozuna/Marisnek -CF 3. Stanton- RF 4.Mcgehee- 3b 5. Jones/ Salty 1b 6. Dietrich 2B 7. Hech/ Lucas Ss 8. Mathis 9.Heaney Looking back at how Mathis helped Fernandez along in 2013 kind of makes me want to see him do the same for Heaney and Disco, atleast until Salty can block some balls in the dirt. Is this a legit possibility? I think Salty could play a average 1b and could possibly platoon with Jones on these days. Ideas?

I really want an all white lineup- bench Ozuna and keep the half Irishman Stanton in RF. Seriously- that team will lead the league in hustle. Put Johnson in left until Yelich is back.

ah yes, Jake Diekman, our tormentor. Owns the Marlins with that 4.41 ERA though he has great stuff. Shut up , you are too young to realize this but Diekman is a little like Tom Henke!

Seriously though, taco bell is a fixture in my life. I follow them on twitter, ig and fb. I subscribe to their newsletter, and redeemed coupons weekly that I receive in my email. If someone put a gun to my head and said baseball or taco bell, I would pick shoot me because I can't live without either. You are such a romantic!

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We have a gang But do you have Coronas gang of brokaws?

Let me guess. At least one of those is from an online college? Both are- Subway University and South Harmon Institute of Technology (S.H.I.T.)

If there is someone on this forum that would drive to a nursing home to fight, it would be piazza. Damn right! My wife is laughing her ass off right now.

I just want one bachelorette I'll introduce you to Corona's daughter- fair enough?

"I know if you took that tone with me in public and in person, I would have no issue giving you Vietnam boot camp flashbacks of your drill instructor calling you "Private Pyle" Take care of your self, Leonard Lawrence." Really? What's next, tough guy? You are going to invite me to meet you in Coral Springs and say that to your face? Isn't that what all you internet gangsters do? LMAO Coral Springs is much too clean for a gutter boy like me- I'll meet you at Winn Dixie in Weston.

How do I access this website from my rotary phone? You dial the operator and she'll connect you.

How'd that strategy work out for you? College graduate with two bachelors.... And Internet message board champion!

I missed the first part of the game cause I was at work, how was Heaney's command early on? I just saw him hang that slider in the zone to Howard, so i'm assuming he hasn't established enough control with his fastball tonight to get him to chase. Shut up and stay off topic!

I bet Piazza blamed autocorrect when he failed his English grammar tests in middle school. I actually didn't even bother to take them. Autodidact and all.

There's been several games where I wondered if Red was trying to lose. Like when he brought in Marmol. Twice. Red doesn't have to worry about his job. His salary is very low, just the way Loria like it, and unless he loses 100 games again, he will be back. In fact I have heard stupid comments like Redmond should be Manager of The Year, because look at how much they improved from last year. Please, please.... Just shut the fuck up.