KJC

:plain First pitch is coming up.

D-Train conductor hat.

I am broadcasting the game young man and the FCC doesnt liek racial jokes. Those hicks...

I am glad I didnt say what Smiley just said...

Those foreigners get all the breaks :plain *recieves FCC fine* son of a... Well we also hope D.O. has himself a day but your Husband has been playing some great ball.

We are joined in the booth by Mrs Waine: Should we expect to see your husband this evening?

Those girls make me feel like a real fan... *covers mic* they also make me feel like getting tested :plain *un covers mic* Good fun for the die hard Marlin fans.

*turns to Admin* So how about them Mermaids? Less filthy than last year but just filthy enough to get your attention. :plain

What a perfect fit, nothing sais Spanish like fried chicken :plain

We would like to say hello to a great friend of the program Shennanigan. :thumbup

Today is D-Train conductor hat day, what a fine looking hat... *covers mic* it looks like a soft trash can :plain *un covers mic* What a great gift for the loyal fans.

Todays matchup of Valdez and Oliver could lead to a slugfest but if we know anythign its that you just never know.

Minervini Sighting On FSN And We Are... Welcome to Marlins Baseball! I am your pBp host for the day, KJC along with the best color man in the business Admin.

SAN FRANCISCO -- The San Francisco 49ers got bad news Friday evening when a magnetic resonance imaging exam revealed quarterback Tim Rattay has a serious groin injury that may require surgery. Rattay is being groomed to take over as San Francisco's starter from Jeff Garcia, who was released this spring in a salary-cap move. The fifth-year player was injured earlier Friday while rolling out to throw a pass during the opening session of the Niners first spring minicamp. "The preliminary word is that he's had a serious tear of the upper groin area," Niners general manager Terry Donahue said late Friday. "And it will be a substantial amount of time that he's going to miss." Donahue said team doctors will take a closer look at the injury this weekend and then discuss with Rattay and team officials whether to operate. Either way, Rattay should be ready for the season's start, according to Donahue, though he added that "Unquestionably, there's going to be a significant amount of time that's going to be involved with this injury." Rattay is backed up by second-year player Ken Dorsey and third-year veteran Brandon Doman. Dorsey "will take over the reps of the No. 1 spot," Donahue said. Rattay went 2-1 in his first three career starts last November when Garcia was out with an ankle injury. His passer rating of 96.6 and completion percentage of 61.9 were the best figures on the team last year. But Rattay has thrown only 164 passes in four NFL seasons and the next four months are vital to his development. "It's unfortunate for all of us, especially for Tim, because he's worked very hard and came into camp in great shape," Donahue said. The Niners will wait to learn the severity of Rattay's injury before deciding whether to bring in an experienced quarterback as insurance. The team only has about $1.3 million of cap room and limited ability to free up more room. That would mean they would have to convince Kerry Collins, Kordell Stewart, Jeff Blake or whoever to sign for close to the league's minimum salary. Another consideration would be Kurt Warner in June when he's cut by the 49ers. Aside from Rattay, the 49ers don't have a quarterback on their roster who has thrown a pass in an NFL game. Information from ESPN's John Clayton and The Associated Press was used in this report from ESPN. wow SF is being very cheap so Dorsey might get his shot :thumbup

throw them bones and pick up the bloody ball.

*stares at MaXxX;s ass* :stare

I am a McKeon man :whistle

yeah right. it is NOT me. PROMISE.

Sutton is En Fuego

Happy Birthday!!! :rock I hired a band

Oh Joy! I get to work an Oliver game We will steal victory from the jaws of defeat, I predict a Vulture win from Parachute...

I HATE WHOEVER KEEPS DOING THIS :lol

I agree.

Playboy Maxim Stuff FHM Penthouse Hat, brush yo shoulder off cuz you a PIMP :pimp

how many Homeless ladies can you fit on yo ride FOO?