hovertical

Give him a big ol' raspberry

So in typical Marlins fashion they've yet to have a successful singular Jacob yet we had Jacobs. It's a riddle wrapped in an enigma

So he floats overhead?

Jacob... Stallings Turner Berry have we had a good Jacob at any point?

Sixto says every time he's behind a plate he has a good day too

Ban yourself

Yeah, there will be some numbers. Just will be mediocre

i see risp is 1-6 so far with a lucky Fortes 3 run homer (which is kinda their offensive gameplan anyway i guess)

not talking about just stealing - i'm talking about putting guys in motion too. i know we don't have a lot of speedy guys but for some reason or another since the start of the '22 season they just cut back on stealing and putting on the hit and run.

Donnie stopped doing it his last season too for some reason. I wondered if it was an Ng thing that they wanted and it's just been carried over as an organizational thing "we can't afford to get thrown out!" (Afford haha) But instead we ground pound our way into DPs over and over.

More excitement in this post than all the MLB season. No idea why the Marlins hate putting guys in motion and don't encourage guys like Jazz to run each and every time he's on base. GOTTA SIT BACK AND WAIT FOR THE 3 RUN HR (but in reality gidp)

I'm a big fan of the BIFL (buy it for life) subreddit and there's always some fun stuff on there from brands you may not have heard of being recommended. Figured I'd ask if any of you good people, and Das, might have any ideas on good quality products you can buy that are $25 and under. Doesn't have to be anything specific - just stuff you use that has held up very well and can still be purchased for about $25 or less. One of my personal favorites is a Lamy Safari rollerball pen. I am very, very particular on which pens I will write with but I love their pens. I got mine for about $18 and still use it and carry it with me all the time.

i'm gonna guess that .400BAbip isn't going to be real sustainable going forward. Remember, he actually had a nice stretch to start his Marlins career too (including a homer in his first game with us) before bottoming out and showing us how awful he really is. still, good for him. Hope he does maintain it.

yeah i'll keep posting because i like most of the people on this board and it's vastly more entertaining than the games. you can also gauge if they win/lose based on what's being said on the board so even less of a need to follow the team day-to-day. i can only hope Bruce goes bankrupt and can't make payroll or something and is forced to sell. Either that, or MLB gets it's shit together and forces some of these "woe is me" owners to actually f*cking invest in their teams beyond hiring 80 assistants in the front office.