mrchainsaw

Hanley you weiner

Correct me if I'm wrong but hasn't Stanton never hit a homer while batting cleanup? Thought I remember reading that somewhere. Hope that changes tonight.

I would not want Ricky Nolasco on my ballclub. Those of you who have him in your rotation for next year are coocoo.

We just let a dude with a 9.88 ERA go 1-2-3 in that inning. I can't even... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

9.88 ERA in 24 appearances... ...shouldn't he play for the marlins? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

"GORKYS. His name....is GORKYS." --my girlfriend. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Why Ozzie, WHY? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Ruggz for NL MVP. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Perhaps a makeup call for the Reyes single? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I am hereby creating every game thread for the rest of this season. Just saying. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

BUCK! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Two hits for kearnsy already. Nice. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I am just afraid Stanton won't see anything to hit with Kearns batting right behind him.

AAA All Star (1-1, 1.35 ERA) vs. John Niese (8-5, 3.72 ERA) Marlins 1. AAA All Star 2. Ruggiano 3. Reyes 4. Old fat washed up 1B 5. STANTON 6. AAA All Star 7. AA All Star 8. Some dude from Wyoming 9. AAA All Star Mets who cares My first game thread, so we will probably lose. I promise never to post another one after this. Also, STANTON

Donovan Solano vs. Stephen Strasburg lol. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I am watching the game at ale house right now, wearing my Stanton all star game shirt. At least it doesn't have a marlins logo anywhere on it.

Tonight's lol-athon is the free game of the day on MLB.tv, for those of you who couldn't otherwise watch it.

No Ruggiano? Back spasms. Gorkys hitting 2nd lol wut.

1-0 in August.

It's never easy, Tommy Hutton. It's never easy.

G2H

Gorkys Hernandez wears jersey number 2. I lol'd.

John Buck did what?

USE IT IN THE GOSH DARN POSTSEASON

What's the lowest batting average ever for a regular over an entire season? Per wikipedia: The modern-era record for lowest batting average for a player that qualified for the batting title is held by Rob Deer, who hit .179 in 1991. While finishing six plate appearances short of qualifying for the batting title, Adam Dunn of the Chicago White Sox hit .159 for the 2011 season, twenty points (and 11.2%) lower than the record. Buck could be well on his way to history this season.