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Top 5 Dream Jobs

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In honor of High Fidelity, I'm asking what is your Top 5 dream jobs?

 

Mine:

 

5: Really anything with Genetics

4. Creative Consultant

3. Clown(Not a joke)

2. Stand up(I have to be in a crowd to get going, I killed last week in front of my school on my beefs with thank you and your welcome)

1. Syndicated cartoonist, preferably with my strip about A Clown and Modern Vampire living in the same house.

5- Astronaut

4- Sportscenter anchor (no joke intended)

3- Marlins owner

2- President

1- Retired

SportsCenter anchor? Ugh, no thanks, too much work... (not invalidating your pick but man after seeing some of the behind SportsCenter stuff I couldn't do it) Same goes for president! No way, too much pressure. Here's my picks not in any particular order...

 

 

1. Late Night host (12:30 time slot please, my stuff's too riske for the 11:30 crowd)

2. Writer

3. Improvisational actor (WhosLine is it Anyway type stuff)

4. Professor at a reputable college (with tenure so I could do any say anything)

5. Old Dirty Bastard's personal assistant

6. Anything to do with the Bengals and me going to Paul Brown Stadium 5 days a week

7. A guy who gets paid to do nothing (current occupation, sort of)

1. Ball player obviously, because I would jsut do what I do now, but make a lot of money and play my favorite game.

 

2. Get paid for exactly what I do now, but the quality of my work remains the same. So that means I get paid to be an opinionated and post on my website and on a forum, essentially paid to do nothing. That's like having my work study job. So doing that all the time would kick ass.

 

3. Astronaut- space rules

 

4. Tenured history professor so I can tell people what to think and make them feel stupid if they disagree with me.

 

5. Tenured history teacher so I can tell people what to think and make them feel stupid if they disagree with me.

Baseball Player

Late Night Host rivaling Woodworth in that 12:30 slot

Owner of a Team

GM of a team

and I guess being a pornstar would be pretty cool....

pornstar is easy to become though

 

Yeah, I wouldm like to be an owner and I would just make myself GM.

I'm not so sure... I saw a documentary and if you can't command your penis on cue to do it's thing, then you ain't going to make it in that business (and I'm not talking about being erect, here). That's why you only see like ten guys in those movies ever, because they're basically the only ones who can do that day in and day out.

I only have 1 preffered dream job. that is to to be a BALCO executive............ all that money$$$$$$$

pornstar is easy to become though

 

Yeah, I wouldm like to be an owner and I would just make myself GM.

yea but the folks woudnt be pleased.... so it would be more of a dream job if they wouldnt mind/know

:)

Well my dream job and which I hope to achieve is to be an NBA Telecaster (preferably on TNT) :)

Some other jobs I wouldn't mind doing:

- Clothing Designer

- Interior Designer

- Movie Raters (I guess they're called??)

- College Recruiter for Basketball

Baseball player

Baseball player

Baseball player

Baseball player

Baseball player

 

I just love baseball,lol you should see my pe folder it's full of jersey's i've of diffrent mlb team's with my last name on the back,man i love baseball.Imagine living without it,oh boy thank you god for baseball!!!

Baseball player

Baseball player

Baseball player

Baseball player

Baseball player

 

I just love baseball,lol you should see my pe folder it's full of jersey's i've of diffrent mlb team's with my last name on the back,man i love baseball.Imagine living without it,oh boy thank you god for baseball!!!

without BALCO, there is no baseball. :cool

Baseball player

Baseball player

Baseball player

Baseball player

Baseball player

 

I just love baseball,lol you should see my pe folder it's full of jersey's i've of diffrent mlb team's with my last name on the back,man i love baseball.Imagine living without it,oh boy thank you god for baseball!!!

how's your fastball doing with your knew workout regimen? Is it getting any faster?

pornstar is easy to become though

 

Yeah, I wouldm like to be an owner and I would just make myself GM.

I'm not so sure... I saw a documentary and if you can't command your penis on cue to do it's thing, then you ain't going to make it in that business (and I'm not talking about being erect, here). That's why you only see like ten guys in those movies ever, because they're basically the only ones who can do that day in and day out. I guess you are right. it must be easier for the women, they fake orgasms for free.

Baseball player

Baseball player

Baseball player

Baseball player

Baseball player

 

I just love baseball,lol you should see my pe folder it's full of jersey's i've of diffrent mlb team's with my last name on the back,man i love baseball.Imagine living without it,oh boy thank you god for baseball!!!

how's your fastball doing with your knew workout regimen? Is it getting any faster? Yuh it got alot faster,but i stopped ding pushup's coach told me it could affect my pitching,i think i'm hittin around 75 mph which is way better :thumbup

My dream job would be to be a scientist, esp. a meteorologist.

 

My second dream job would be calling Major League Baseball Games and some National Hockey League Games. NBA and NFL would only be when Al Michaels is under the weather :shifty

1) work for NFL films

1) behind the camera on baseball, football, or basketball telecasts, ill even work in hockey. (perferably, marlins, dolphins, heat or hurricane telecasts)

3) be behind the camera on sportscenter

4) maybe work in sports radio

5) HBO sports would be cool to

 

 

i just want to be part of any of these things anyway i can, the 1st 2 are ties. but they're only dreams i guess

In no particular order.

 

Basketball player

Work for Nike/Brand Jordan (same company)

CIA :shifty work for EA Sports

 

 

- Movie Raters (I guess they're called??)

Movie Critic?

In no particular order.

 

Basketball player

Work for Nike/Brand Jordan (same company)

CIA :shifty work for EA Sports

 

 

- Movie Raters (I guess they're called??)

Movie Critic? Yeah!! Movie Critics...lol

 

But I really like the jobs you picked..I'd loooove to work with Nike/Jordan and EA Sports.

In no particular order.

 

Basketball player

Work for Nike/Brand Jordan (same company)

CIA :shifty work for EA Sports

 

 

- Movie Raters (I guess they're called??)

Movie Critic? Yeah!! Movie Critics...lol

 

But I really like the jobs you picked..I'd loooove to work with Nike/Jordan and EA Sports. Thanx. Ebert & Roeper give you two thumbs up.

Baseball player

Baseball player

Baseball player

Baseball player

Baseball player

 

I just love baseball,lol you should see my pe folder it's full of jersey's i've of diffrent mlb team's with my last name on the back,man i love baseball.Imagine living without it,oh boy thank you god for baseball!!!

how's your fastball doing with your knew workout regimen? Is it getting any faster? Yuh it got alot faster,but i stopped ding pushup's coach told me it could affect my pitching,i think i'm hittin around 75 mph which is way better :thumbup How about pull ups man?

 

Work on that changeup!

In no particular order.

 

Basketball player

Work for Nike/Brand Jordan (same company)

CIA? :shifty work for EA Sports

 

 

- Movie Raters (I guess they're called??)

Movie Critic? Yeah!! Movie Critics...lol

 

But I really like the jobs you picked..I'd loooove to work with Nike/Jordan and EA Sports. Thanx. Ebert & Roeper give you two thumbs up. :D

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