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Female Comebacks

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Female Comebacks

 

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before

Woman: Yes that's why I dont go there anymore

 

Man: Is this seat empty

Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down

 

Man: Your place or mine

Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine

 

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

 

Man: If I could see you naked,I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

 

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there

 

:lol

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

 

Alternatively, she could respond with the word octogon. However, she may prefer to use the word stop depending on how dumb the guy she's talking to is.

Yes.

 

Since I would only go to the end of the world after I skinned and made a fine coat out of your carcas.

 

Staying at the scene of the crime isn't very smart now is it...

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