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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before

Woman: Yes that's why I dont go there anymore


Man: Is this seat empty

Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down


Man: Your place or mine

Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine


Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.


Man: If I could see you naked,I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing


Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there



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