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alligator pwn

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http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/07/18/gat...n.ap/index.html

 

Florida man accused of using gator as weapon

 

Sunday, July 18, 2004 Posted: 8:42 AM EDT (1242 GMT)

 

PORT ORANGE, Florida (AP) -- A man hit his girlfriend with a 3-foot alligator and threw beer bottles at her during an argument in the couple's mobile home, authorities said.

 

David Havenner, 41, was ordered held without bond Saturday on misdemeanor charges of battery and possession of an alligator.

 

The alligator, which Havenner had been keeping in his bathtub, was turned over to Florida wildlife officials.

 

Nancy Monico, 39, told investigators that Havenner beat her with his fists, then grabbed the alligator and swung it at her as she tried to escape, sheriff's spokesman Gary Davidson said. She said the animal hit her at least once. She also told authorities that Havenner threw empty beer bottles at her, Davidson said.

 

Havenner's version of the story differed. He told investigators that Monico bit his hand because she was upset that they had run out of alcohol.

That lady got pwned.

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not really sure how that works....

 

depending on the size of the gator, a swing with that tail can be painful

Damn, how do you tell your friends that your boyfriend hit you with an alligator?

 

She got Pizznwed

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Wouldn't you grab it by the tail and smack her with the head?

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getting hit by the tail is beastly. Most gators kill prey by knocking em out with the swing of their tail first.

hahaha let's laugh at the lady who's a victim of domestic violence :rolleyes:

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are you at all surprised? boys..

Havenner's version of the story differed. He told investigators that Monico bit his hand because she was upset that they had run out of alcohol.

his version of the story is more believable

I feel bad she got hurt.

 

I think it's f***ing hilarious that she got swatted with a gator!

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My sentiments exactly

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