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I almost gave an old lady a stroke

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Man I really hate old people now.

 

I was going around town on my paper route, chucking my papers at the houses as I stand through my moon roof and I misfire on one and send a paper right into a hanging basket, the flowers explode on one side but other than that their fine.

 

The next day she calls and complains about me and now I have to get out of the car and drop the paper by her house.

 

Tonight I chucked a paper and hit a guy's basket but fixed it and he didn't mind when he saw it(have no idea why he was up that late being that old) because he was a taxidermist and taxidermists don't suck.

 

 

If you somehow understood that rant and read in the words of the almighty Jay London.

 

Thank you

The closer I get to being old, the better it looks.

 

They're not perfect, but one day, God willing, we will be there as well.

 

 

Maybe Rosenthal should work with you a little more??

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