August 19, 200422 yr ...................................Pre-Booty Call Agreement.................................. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PINCIPALS: 1. No sleeping over. Unless it was very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9PM. We don?t have sh*t to talk about! 4. None of that ?Lovemaking? sh*t. Only mind blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (Ex: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don?t ask! 6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are called ?backup?. Unless you are out of town, then it?s a one time advance arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted. Money is always good. 8. Dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparison with former lovers. It?s none of your damn business. 10. No call each other ?Friends with privileges?. We are not friends, Just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK. So don?t be offended. 12. No extra clothing. I don?t want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex. It?s over, so get your ass up and go home. 14. Don?t be offended if I don?t ask you if you enjoyed it. I don?t care. 15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. 16. If anyone asks who you are, The standard response will be "My roommates boyfriend/girlfriend" 17. Doggie style preferred 18. Reason for doggie style, The less eye contact the better. I don?t want to look at you, just screw you. 19. We hook up when ever the mood strikes me. So don?t keep calling. 20. The most important one. No condoms, No sex! Carry your ass home! 21. Bring your own drink. I?m not your liquor store. 22. No phone use, please. Don?t want anyone calling back looking for you. :thumbup
August 19, 200422 yr 8. Dirty talk is encouraged. 17. Doggie style preferred :hat 18. Reason for doggie style, The less eye contact the better. I don?t want to look at you, just screw you. :lol
August 19, 200422 yr Do you know if this is new? Because, not too long ago someone like requested that The Sports Guy make one of these in the Fe-Mail bag I think and he was like the editors wouldn't let him but he hoped someone would make one after seeing the idea in his column.
August 20, 200422 yr only thing your missing is a "consent" form to avoid getting any false charges. other than that, its all good.
August 20, 200422 yr Put "This is only a one or two time affair. One person will catch feelings or after the 2nd time it'll start to get boring. I already had it already so why go more?!?"
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