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Buying Condoms

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A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon

as he has paid for them, he starts laughing and walks out.

 

 

The next day, the same performance, with the man walking out

laughing, fit to bust. The pharmacist thinks this odd and asks his

assistant, if the man returns, to follow him.

 

 

Sure enough, he comes into the store the next day, repeating his

actions once more. The assistant duly follows. Half an hour later,

he returns.

 

 

"So did you follow him?"

 

 

"Yes, I did."

 

 

"And...where did he go?"

 

 

"Over to your house..."

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