Posted May 14, 200520 yr DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish...........................49 Adventurous..................Slept with everyone Athletic..........................No tits Average looking.............Ugly Beautiful.......................Pathological liar Contagious Smile..........Does a lot of pills Emotionally Secure.......On medication Feminist........................Fat Free spirit......................Junkie Friendship first..............Former slut Fun.................................Annoying New-Age.......................Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned................No BJs Open-minded.................Desperate Outgoing.......................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate.....................Sloppy drunk Professional....................Bitch Voluptuous...................Very Fat Large frame....................Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate............Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want.. 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6 We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay How to impress a woman: * Wine her, * Dine her; * Call her, * Hug her, * Support her, * Hold her, * Surprise her, * Compliment her, * Smile at her, * Listen to her, * Laugh with her, * Cry with her, * Romance her, * Encourage her, * Believe in her, * Pray with her, * Pray for her, * Cuddle with her, * Shop with her, * Give her jewelry, * Buy her flowers, * Hold her hand, * Write love letters to her, * Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her. How to impress a man: * Show up naked * Bring popcorn and beer...don't block the TV
May 21, 200519 yr DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish...........................49 Adventurous..................Slept with everyone Athletic..........................No tits Average looking.............Ugly Beautiful.......................Pathological liar Contagious Smile..........Does a lot of pills Emotionally Secure.......On medication Feminist........................Fat Free spirit......................Junkie Friendship first..............Former slut Fun.................................Annoying New-Age.......................Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned................No BJs Open-minded.................Desperate Outgoing.......................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate.....................Sloppy drunk Professional....................Bitch Voluptuous...................Very Fat Large frame....................Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate............Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want.. 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6 We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay How to impress a woman: * Wine her, * Dine her; * Call her, * Hug her, * Support her, * Hold her, * Surprise her, * Compliment her, * Smile at her, * Listen to her, * Laugh with her, * Cry with her, * Romance her, * Encourage her, * Believe in her, * Pray with her, * Pray for her, * Cuddle with her, * Shop with her, * Give her jewelry, * Buy her flowers, * Hold her hand, * Write love letters to her, * Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her. How to impress a man: * Show up naked * Bring popcorn and beer...don't block the TV 772184[/snapback] and they say men are a pain in the ass... stupid girls lol
May 21, 200519 yr How to impress a man: * Show up naked * Bring popcorn and beer...don't block the TV 772184[/snapback] :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy
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