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WORST WEEK EVER

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There are no words to describe this team.

There are no words to describe this team.

 

I can think of a few, but when I type them those damn stars keep showing up. :lol

There are no words to describe this team.

 

I can think of a few, but when I type them those damn stars keep showing up. :lol

:lol :lol :notworthy

I can think of clean words...

 

MIDDLE RELIEF = SUCKS

 

OFFENSE = MINIMAL

 

Bottom Line: If our starter doesn't go 8 innings with 2 runs or less...MARLINS LOSE...

 

Thus I give you...

 

Florida Marlins 2005 Winning Formula:

Starting Pitcher = 8 Innings Pitched, 2 runs (or less)

Offense = 12+ hits, 3+ runs (All before the 7th inning, 95% of all RBI from Delgado and/or Cabrera)

9th Inning = Todd Jones (entering with a clean slate, no inherited baserunners)

 

Everything else = Shut off TV or prepare for mild heart attack

Everything else = Shut off TV or prepare for mild heart attack

 

:lol :D :notworthy amen.

Our bullpen just ran out of gas.

 

Oh trust me, theyve been on an empty tank for quite a while. :lol

There are no words to describe this team.

 

I can think of a few, but when I type them those damn stars keep showing up. :lol

 

:lol

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