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That great Lowell post

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Did anyone save...or do you have a link....to that great funny Lowell post that gave the definition of Lowell. i.e. to lowell, lowelling, lowelled. I'd like to show that one to a friend. To me, that was the best post all season.

God i hope my penis never Lowells.

I'm sticking with my blind allegience to a .200 hitter with no power. It's just plain stupid to try to improve the only part of the team that has consistently failed the entire season; we don't need offense. No one does.

 

Let's not expect players to do their jobs and face consequences if they don't. Hey, if it was me out there, I'd LOVE to get 8 million dollars a year to not do what I get paid to do. I think for now on, when I go to work, I'll just bring my sleeping bag with me, nap for 8 hours, then pick up my paycheck at the end of the day. Hell, we should all Lowell it at work, then see whether we can still feed ourselves!!!

 

v. lowell, lowell?ing, lowells

v. tr.

1. To be careless or remiss in performance: To lowell one's job.

2. To grouse or complain under anonymity: After the game, he lowelled to the media.

3. To be ineffective or feeble: I'm sorry you didn't enjoy intercourse honey, my penis seems to be lowelling.

 

:lol :lol :lol

 

I hadn't seen that.

:D

:D

 

keep them coming, don't Lowell your standards :thumbup

:lol

 

My brain feels lowellish, so I can't come up with a snappy comeback. Woe is me.

I can already see the ads:

 

The New 2005 MB.com Lexicon featuring this year's entries Lowelled and Treanored! Supplies are limited. Act now. Get your before its gone faster than AJ Burnett from the roster!

It's funny to read the things people write about Mike Lowell... But when the comedy fades to reality, it really makes me feel like screaming... Lowell has always been a half-season performer. For the past year and a half, however, he has been absolute dogshit. And his hangdog attitude looked contagious as hell all season.. When I watched the telecasts and saw him up there in the batter's box with that beaten puppy expression on his stupid face- I felt like hitting a weak flyball myself. I don't see any reason to believe that this isn't the hitter he will continue to be for what will hopefully be a brief career. He didn't beat cancer- he became a cancer!!!!

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