To the greatest golfer ever, Chi Chi Rodriguez!

 

Even with my great baseball skills, I am still not worthy :notworthy

Thank you Ben!

 

SPIKE IS A DOUCHEBAG!!

Ah, yes. Chi Chi. I grew up watching you and your very charismatic antics on the golf course. I must say it took a positive mental attitude and cool under pressure to succeed the way you did in your career.

 

Ben Harrison, I applaud your confidence. You will achieve great things in your life.

All we need is Bob Dole and my day is complete.

f*** of basedow. Your commercials blow.

f*** of basedow. Your commercials blow.

 

 

You better watch out Chi Chi, I'll wash your mouth out with soap.

 

Perhaps you should go eat some prunes or something. That may help your frustrations.

Golfing and making fitness tapes...way to make a 'real' lving guys.

 

Being a private detective and boning beautiful women all over California is the life for me.

I am connected with the mafia. I also kill homeless people for fun.

Being a private detective and boning beautiful women all over California is the life for me.

 

Being a Chief Meteorologist and boning beautiful women all over Florida is the life for me.

Being a private detective and boning beautiful women all over California is the life for me.

 

Being a Chief Meteorologist and boning beautiful women all over Florida is the life for me.

 

Predicting the weather, wow...the women must come rolling in.

 

The only thing I predict everyday is whether it will be a threesome or one on one action that night.

Being a private detective and boning beautiful women all over California is the life for me.

 

Being a Chief Meteorologist and boning beautiful women all over Florida is the life for me.

 

Predicting the weather, wow...the women must come rolling in.

 

 

Women around these parts appreciate a man that can analyze and predict tropical cyclones.

To the greatest golfer ever, Chi Chi Rodriguez!

 

Even with my great baseball skills, I am still not worthy :notworthy

 

 

your the biggest piece of garbage on this board Ben....my wheelchair bound grandmother has more athletic ability then you do.

I wonder what Ms. Cox has to say about all this.

"Chase Utley" is just a nerd posing as a baseball player so he can feel better about himself.

 

Listen, I'm sorry there are shortcomings in your life. I'm sorry you don't play pro baseball like me.

 

Go out and shoot some hoops with your friends or hit on girls at the mall. Maybe that'll brighten your day up.

Hey Ben what team do you play for? What round were you drafted in?

The only thing that matters is that he plays on God's team - the only true winning team.

Thank you Ben!

 

SPIKE IS A DOUCHEBAG!!

 

 

Who are you?

I was actually called God last night by an aspiring L.A actress. I was like Jordan in the Finals last night...on fire and hitting from all cylinders.

Your name is Gay.

The only thing that matters is that he plays on God's team - the only true winning team.

 

 

I echo these sentiments.

 

It is fun to be a Presidential candidate. Preachers daughters love me.

Your name is Gay.

 

I just like the name. I am knee deep in p***y, pal.

Is that the Ben Harrison that plays for the Bakersfield Blaze, or the Benjamin Harrison that plays for the Lansing Lugnuts?

Atleast we can all agree that Spike is a dumbass.

Atleast we can all agree that Spike is a dumbass.

 

 

He is dumb, but calling him an ass would be an insult to donkeys all over the world.

I have hit some dumb ass over the years, but none have been as stupid as Spike.