Ben Harrison Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 To the greatest golfer ever, Chi Chi Rodriguez! Even with my great baseball skills, I am still not worthy :notworthy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chi Chi Rodriguez Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Thank you Ben! SPIKE IS A DOUCHEBAG!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitness Celebrity John Bas Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Ah, yes. Chi Chi. I grew up watching you and your very charismatic antics on the golf course. I must say it took a positive mental attitude and cool under pressure to succeed the way you did in your career. Ben Harrison, I applaud your confidence. You will achieve great things in your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moneyball Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 All we need is Bob Dole and my day is complete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chi Chi Rodriguez Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 f*** of basedow. Your commercials blow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitness Celebrity John Bas Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 f*** of basedow. Your commercials blow. You better watch out Chi Chi, I'll wash your mouth out with soap. Perhaps you should go eat some prunes or something. That may help your frustrations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gay Perry Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Golfing and making fitness tapes...way to make a 'real' lving guys. Being a private detective and boning beautiful women all over California is the life for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chi Chi Rodriguez Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 I am connected with the mafia. I also kill homeless people for fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Ferro 7 ChiefMeteorol Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Being a private detective and boning beautiful women all over California is the life for me. Being a Chief Meteorologist and boning beautiful women all over Florida is the life for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gay Perry Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Being a private detective and boning beautiful women all over California is the life for me. Being a Chief Meteorologist and boning beautiful women all over Florida is the life for me. Predicting the weather, wow...the women must come rolling in. The only thing I predict everyday is whether it will be a threesome or one on one action that night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Ferro 7 ChiefMeteorol Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Being a private detective and boning beautiful women all over California is the life for me. Being a Chief Meteorologist and boning beautiful women all over Florida is the life for me. Predicting the weather, wow...the women must come rolling in. Women around these parts appreciate a man that can analyze and predict tropical cyclones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chase Utley Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 To the greatest golfer ever, Chi Chi Rodriguez! Even with my great baseball skills, I am still not worthy :notworthy your the biggest piece of garbage on this board Ben....my wheelchair bound grandmother has more athletic ability then you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndLine Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 I wonder what Ms. Cox has to say about all this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Harrison Posted December 6, 2005 Author Share Posted December 6, 2005 "Chase Utley" is just a nerd posing as a baseball player so he can feel better about himself. Listen, I'm sorry there are shortcomings in your life. I'm sorry you don't play pro baseball like me. Go out and shoot some hoops with your friends or hit on girls at the mall. Maybe that'll brighten your day up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Hey Ben what team do you play for? What round were you drafted in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Gibbs Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 The only thing that matters is that he plays on God's team - the only true winning team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Thank you Ben! SPIKE IS A DOUCHEBAG!! Who are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gay Perry Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 I was actually called God last night by an aspiring L.A actress. I was like Jordan in the Finals last night...on fire and hitting from all cylinders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chi Chi Rodriguez Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Your name is Gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senator William Frist M.D. Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 The only thing that matters is that he plays on God's team - the only true winning team. I echo these sentiments. It is fun to be a Presidential candidate. Preachers daughters love me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gay Perry Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Your name is Gay. I just like the name. I am knee deep in p***y, pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Is that the Ben Harrison that plays for the Bakersfield Blaze, or the Benjamin Harrison that plays for the Lansing Lugnuts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chi Chi Rodriguez Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Atleast we can all agree that Spike is a dumbass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Atleast we can all agree that Spike is a dumbass. He is dumb, but calling him an ass would be an insult to donkeys all over the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gay Perry Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 I have hit some dumb ass over the years, but none have been as stupid as Spike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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