March 19, 200620 yr As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a > strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she > observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. > Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?" > > The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and > this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please go > away and leave me alone." > > The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the > other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he > observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his > query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five > years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to > a husband. Please go away and leave me alone." > > A couple days later, the wife and daughter came home from a shopping > trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing > noise coming from, of all places, the family room. They entered that area > and observed the husband/father sitting on the couch staring at the TV. > The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. > > The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?" > > The husband replied, "I'm watching the ballgame with my son-in-law."
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