A Lady bought a new Lexus. It cost a bundle. Two days later, she

brought

it back, complaining that the radio was not working. "Madam", said the

sales

manager, "the audio system in this car is completely automatic. All

you

need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and you will hear

exactly

that!" She drives out, somewhat amazed and a little confused.

 

She looked at the radio and said "Nelson." The radio responded,

"Ricky or Willie?" Soon, she was speeding down the highway to the

sounds of

"On the road again." The lady was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven,

that's

what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it.

 

Suddenly, at a traffic light, her light turned green and she

pulled

out. Off to her right, out of the corner of her eye, she saw a small

sports

utility vehicle speeding toward her. She swerved and narrowly missed a

terrible collision. "a**hole", she muttered. And, from the

radio............

 

"Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States...."

That really isn't funny. You do not dis-respect the The President of the United States. Even if you don't repsect the person you respect the office.

That really isn't funny. You do not dis-respect the The President of the United States. Even if you don't repsect the person you respect the office.

 

this aint cuba man, its America in the 21st century. either way, its still not funny at all

tacky

Lame :plain

Really though this joke didnt even make me Chuckle i just sat there straight faced looking at my computer. Horrible joke

That really isn't funny. You do not dis-respect the The President of the United States. Even if you don't repsect the person you respect the office.

 

 

This is actually the funniest thing in here...

 

:lol