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this was a while ago, but i thought it was funny

Top Ten Perks Of Getting Into The World Series

 

 

10. "Another two weeks of wearing a cup and showering with guys"

 

9. "Get to visit exotic, far-off destinations like Illinois"

 

8. "More time to discuss with team doctor if Cialis is right for me"

 

7. "With the discount, beer is only 18 bucks"

 

6. "It's fine and all, but the good news is, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"

 

5. "Certificate good for one free groin pull"

 

4. "I get to appear on my favorite Late Night program---'The Tonight Show with Jay Leno'"

 

3. "World Series MVP gets to throw switch at Saddam's execution"

 

2. "Clemens used his AARP card to get us cheap hotel rooms"

 

1. "If Steinbrenner wants me next year, my price is now a billion dollars"

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1. "If Steinbrenner wants me next year, my price is now a billion dollars"

 

Isnt this what all the FA are thinking before they sign with the Yankees

 

Well, thats the thing, you see, the Free Agent's don't think. They just see the money laid out before them, then after they know the money they stand to make, the money thinks for them.

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1. "If Steinbrenner wants me next year, my price is now a billion dollars"

 

Isnt this what all the FA are thinking before they sign with the Yankees

 

Well, thats the thing, you see, the Free Agent's don't think. They just see the money laid out before them, then after they know the money they stand to make, the money thinks for them.

see johnny "i really can throw better than a girl, really" Damon

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