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An Engaged Man


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>A story from an engaged man:

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>I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been

>dating for a few years, and so we decided to get married. There was

>only one little thing bothering me . it was her beautiful younger

>sister.

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>My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight

>miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down

>when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view. It

>had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

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> One day "little" sister called and asked me to go over to check the

>wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to

>me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

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>She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got

>married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total

>shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my

>bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

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>I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

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>When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them

down

>the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a

>beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed

>straight towards my car.

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>Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all

>clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,

>"We are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we

couldn't

>ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to our family!!!"

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>And the moral of this story is : Always keep your condoms in your car.

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