While I understand the votes for FFinPA, the dude was a judge at a HOOTERS CONTEST and didnt get close to any!

 

I worry for Cape. His insights into women are so off, it makes me wonder if he ever had access to Skinimax.

 

My vote? Cape.

 

Fixed.

 

Wouldnt being around that kind of thing and being cold cocked (I maybe just made that phrase up) make him need something (anything) that much worse.

wow Cape and FFIPA are neck and neck. Should we get the winner a hooker?

Maybe they could just bang each other

I voted.

Maybe they could just bang each other

 

I don't do three ways. Cape's member scares me. FFIPA checking football scores and playing online poker while we f*** would also be a major turn off.

Them banging each other doesn't solve the no p***y situation.

This is very difficult for me to decide. It's between Cape and FFIPA of course. It seems to me that FFIPA wants to get laid more than Cape does. If there were anybody in the world I could impart my full knowledge of women and their ways upon, it would be FFIPA. I think I will vote for him.

 

 

 

 

 

And I'm just going to say this once gents - it's not so much figuring women out, as it is being sociable, getting out there, and talking to women. The more you do THAT, the more you will learn how to charm them. The more you learn how to charm them, well - one thing leads to another. 99% of life is showing up - and that does apply to the dating/hookup/womeningeneral scene.

Them banging each other doesn't solve the no p***y situation.

 

One can have a p***y 'installed.' :mischief

Them banging each other doesn't solve the no p***y situation.

 

One can have a p***y 'installed.' :mischief

:lol

 

A double sided flesh light?

Them banging each other doesn't solve the no p***y situation.

 

One can have a p***y 'installed.' :mischief

:lol

 

A double sided flesh light?

 

I think what they do is cut the penis in half and fold it to either side to form the lips.

:lol

 

It'd be interesting who you'd pick.

 

I'd have to think the meatiest dick would = the meatiest beef curtains.

This thread is now officially disturbing.

 

Thanks to Festa yet again.

Cape looks like he has the beefier penis. I'd go with Cape. FFIPA is a short skinny white guy. That usually means a needle dick.

 

Cape can simulate menstruation by poking his new vagina with scissors.

This thread is now officially disturbing.

 

Thanks to Festa yet again.

 

Now it's officially disturbing.

 

I'd like to thank everyone that voted for me. I appreciate the concern. :thumbup :kiss

I'm glad to be tied with Cape...He's a worthy competitor.

Maybe they could just bang each other

 

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