"If I put my hand here, that will stop the brain leak!"

"Trust Me!"

"Sweeeet! I found a quarter!"

"If I put my hand here, that will stop the brain leak!"

"Trust Me!"

Open your mind, open your mind

Edmonds says, "Can I do this while you bat?"

Can you feel it now? Can ya?

what's with you catchers? first piazza now you?

"I lost my shirt and pants betting on the Yankees!"

"We're going streaking!"

Nike. Just do it.

"Do you like my hair?"

"Beaver sounds good to me."

my hair's the same down there!

Hey Buddy, you can use this photo for your avatar! Whistle!

:compute :jump :elefant :wub: :wub: :smlove :lolup :lolup :lolup

Ivan Rodriguez: "That is some quality crack, if I do say so myself, meng."

Ivan Rodriguez (to Ivan Rodriguez Jr): "Son, it's time to be a baseball player."

You're next, son.

Pudge says, "Son you laid down a good bead! I can snort those M & M's!"

Like Father like Son!

Pudge says, "Careful son, Don't lick the whole plate by yourself! Leave some for Juan Pierre and Miguel Cabrera!"

Ivan Rodriguez Jr: "Papa, this Yankee infield dirt tastes REAL GOOD with Dr. Pepper!"

Manager Scioscia says, "Easy Brad, you can't kill the umpire!"

Did somebody say 'roid rage?

Brad Fullmer says, "The Umpire sold me fake steroids!"

and people say Bonds uses steroids

Brad Fullmer says, "The Umpire said I looked like Barry Bonds!"

:devil :devil :devil :devil

Brad Fullmer says, "The Umpire said I looked like Barry Bonds!"

:devil :devil :devil :devil

Brad says, "If I hear that umpire say ANGELS SUCK one more time, I'll kill him!!!"