http://www.the-backup.com/buy/commercial.php

I wasn't sure if I should laugh or cry... :|

in case your spouse gets out of line

in case your spouse gets out of line

:lol

 

All I can think of is my DT issuing the command, "Affix Bayonet!"

in case your spouse gets out of line

:lol

 

All I can think of is my DT issuing the command, "Affix Bayonet!"

:lol Well you will be in close quarters...

 

BTW, check out the FAQ... Hee-larious

Why would I use back up with a shotgun rather than a handgun.

 

There are several reasons why a shotgun is better than a handgun.

A. For one it is safer for people in an adjoining room. You miss you shot with a handgun, the bullet goes though the wall. Since a shotgun using #4 shot, which stops any intruder, but does not penetrate completely through a wall.

B. A shotgun is visible and intimidating. You may be able to scare off an intruder without firing a shot.

C. A shot gun has a spread pattern. A handgun uses a single bullet. You are less like to miss your target with a shotgun when you are under the stress of a home intruder.

 

Spelling and grammar errors are genuine.

not a joke?

The best line has to be, "Many customers are buying two racks, one for each side of the bed!"

christ... the things that people are selling these days

I'm getting me one...

"It's the most important thing you will buy in your lifetime"

 

Crazy me, and my thinking of food and water

"It's the most important thing you will buy in your lifetime"

 

Crazy me, and my thinking of food and water

 

:lol

Does it come with the matching ammo rack in Cherry or Mahogany?

 

If it does, then Merry Christmas to ME!