Posted October 21, 200717 yr Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her every day. One day Barb said, "Rose, we both loved playing women's softball all our lives, and we played in all through High School. Please do me one favor: when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's women's softball there." Rose looked up at Barb from her deathbed, "Barb, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you." Shortly after that, Rose passed on. At midnight a couple of nights later, Barb was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to her, "Barb, Barb." "Who is it?" asked Barb, sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?" "Barb -- it's me, Rose." "You're not Rose. Rose just died." "I'm telling you, it's me, Rose," insisted the voice. "Rose! Where are you?" "In Heaven," replied Rose. "I have some really good news and a little bad news." "Tell me the good news first," said Barb. "The good news," Rose said, "is that there's Softball in Heaven. Better yet, all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always springtime, and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play softball all we want, and we never get tired." "That's fantastic," said Barb.. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?" "You're pitching Tuesday."
October 26, 200717 yr This joke is a baseball joke and older than the crust in your underwear. :thumbdown
October 26, 200717 yr This joke is a baseball joke and older than the crust in your underwear. :thumbdown But still funny, something you probably can't be.
October 26, 200717 yr Author This joke is a baseball joke and older than the crust in your underwear. :thumbdown  My underwear is Victoria's Secret and therefore, is crustless.
October 26, 200717 yr This joke is a baseball joke and older than the crust in your underwear. :thumbdown  My underwear is Victoria's Secret and therefore, is crustless. The crust comment was directed towards the COLLECTIVE "You" as opposed to you personally. I'm more of a Frederick's guy myself... :whistle
November 19, 200717 yr This joke is a baseball joke and older than the crust in your underwear. :thumbdown  My underwear is Victoria's Secret and therefore, is crustless. The thought of this makes me wish I never opened this thread.
November 21, 200717 yr This joke is a baseball joke and older than the crust in your underwear. :thumbdown  My underwear is Victoria's Secret and therefore, is crustless. The thought of this makes me wish I never opened this thread. LMAO. me too.
November 28, 200717 yr It was pretty funny, and i'm sure Yenta has nice underwear.   .......eh, too easy.
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