October 31, 200322 yr Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Johnny, "He plays for the New York Yankees, but after being beat by the Marlins, I was too embarrassed to say so." ROFL!!
November 2, 200322 yr that's on the board in our locker room, but substituting Yankees for Falcons. (Furman football has a very strong connection to the Falcons, as they hold training camp at Furman).
November 2, 200322 yr Here's another Yankee-related joke: Q: "Did you hear that the Chicago Bears once thought about recruiting Darryl Strawberry for their team?" A: "They thought it would be cool to have a Coke machine next to the Fridge"
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