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Hanley Hates Hair Policy

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Oh, we'll be MORE than glad to take Hanley off your hands. We have a bald manager named Terry Francona who really doesn't care how long a player's hair is :)

 

We'll give you Jed Lowrie and maybe a pitcher named Bowden...

 

 

 

Hanley...we still love you in Boston! We'll take you back gladly!

 

What's dat???? Chowdah??? Fenway Pawk??? Go crawl back in your hole and take your stupid Boston accent with you, troll.

I think Boston fans have overtaken NY in douchebaggery?

 

 

Can you say that? I guess you can :) This ain't WQAM and there's no Joyce Fitch here ;)

Oh, we'll be MORE than glad to take Hanley off your hands. We have a bald manager named Terry Francona who really doesn't care how long a player's hair is :)

 

We'll give you Jed Lowrie and maybe a pitcher named Bowden...

 

 

 

Hanley...we still love you in Boston! We'll take you back gladly!

 

What's dat???? Chowdah??? Fenway Pawk??? Go crawl back in your hole and take your stupid Boston accent with you, troll.

 

Just as long as it's the REAL stuff, not that red "Manhattan" abomination they sell in that festering hellhole called NYC ;)

 

Actually, when I lived down in Tamarac, my accent made me stand out from the alter kockers/kvetchers in the condos ;)

 

Just let Hanley be Hanley....that too much to ask? His hair is hardly long. You'd think they'd have learned their lesson from the year of hell Joey Pitbull gave you guys.

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