November 13, 200322 yr http://home.comcast.net/~dmfriscia/heroes.html I haven't seen anybody around here yet post these, and I thought they were funny, so I figured i'd share this link with you all. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- on being a role model: "I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me."? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," upon hearing Joe Jacobi, Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Joe Theismann -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "You guys line up alphabetically by height." And "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Boxing promoter Dan Duva -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton."? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shaquille O'Neal -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece: "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." on his lack of championships: "I've won at every level, except college and pro."? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- on his team's 7-27 record in 1992: "We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play."? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Steve Spurrier, Florida football coach -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books: "But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored in yet."? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jim Finks, New Orleans Saints General Manager -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- when asked after a loss what he thought of the refs: "I'm not allowed to comment on lousy no good officiating."? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alan Kulwicki, stock car racer -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons: "It's basically the same, just darker."? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lincoln Kennedy, Oakland Raiders tackle -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- on his decision not to vote: "I was going to write myself in, but I was afraid I'd get shot."? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- on his coach, John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oiler coach Bum Phillips -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all road trips, Phillips responded: "Because she is too ugly to kiss good-bye."?
November 14, 200322 yr Joe Theismann -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." He hasn't said anything more intelligent since.
November 15, 200322 yr norman einstein? doesnt he play for the Angels? :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol That's David Eckstein :mischief :w00t
November 16, 200322 yr -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- on being a role model: "I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What the... (copulate, wth?) :blink:
November 16, 200322 yr -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- on being a role model: "I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me."? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What the... :blink:
November 16, 200322 yr -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- on being a role model: "I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me."? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What the... :blink:
November 16, 200322 yr -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- on being a role model: "I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me."? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What the... :blink:
November 23, 200322 yr norman einstein? doesnt he play for the Angels? :lol :lol :lol Add this one in !
November 23, 200322 yr -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," upon hearing Joe Jacobi, Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."? this is why you have to love the old school raiders :lol
November 23, 200322 yr Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." i might know what he's saying in a couple of years
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