Posted June 8, 201113 yr You guys just watch. Relax, play some nice soothing music... :sax Put your mind at ease. Now, as I pull this post out of my ass, sit back and enjoy the ride. *puts on glasses and turns into Morgan Freeman* The way I see it, the Marlins are attempting to swim upstream, against the natural flow of the water. They're struggling, struggling just to work their way up towards the main pond that fuels the stream so that they may rest and find a calm relaxation area. Along their path, they encounter troubles. Big jagged rocks in their way, huge brown bears (not bad news bear) eating their family members ... they try to swim along, but they are burdened with leaving their past behind. Soon ... very soon ... the tide will change. The one Marlin leading the way will say "hey, I have an idea. Follow me." They all turn around and go with the stream, down down down the river's path. They find it's easier, and they start to enjoy themselves as they flow freely with the crisp soothing waters that seem to become deeper and easier to navigate. "This was a great idea" the followers will say. Are they problem free? Of course not, it is nature's way to throw obstacles in your path. Problems such as polluted waters due to brewing distilleries, problems such as crazed people throwing red tomahawks into the water to attempt to snare these young fish. A problem ... such as a young fisherman throwing away a very greasy sandwich from up North into the Marlins' path. However, the problems are less frequent, the sun shines brighter on the soft slimy skin giving them more energy as they work together to slice through these problems with their strong bills. They go on and on, and finally they reach what they were searching for previously. A deep pond where they are free to roam as they please. A pond bigger than they imagined or could have imagined. Little do they realize they have reached a massive sea of expanse where they can build and build upon each other, working together to grow as a unit and be victorious over any foe that awaits them in this new territory. *turns back into Mike and takes of glasses* Clap if you still believe. :Clap Clap if you know the streak will end. :Clap Clap ... if you have faith. :Clap
June 8, 201113 yr :Clap we shall break this streak! Btw, this should totally be turned into a book :thumbup
June 8, 201113 yr damn some of you got past the first couple sentences? I didn't. I only saw the clap part and thought it was a good opportunity to post a .gif. :|
June 8, 201113 yr Author damn some of you got past the first couple sentences? I didn't. I only saw the clap part and thought it was a good opportunity to post a .gif. :| :psign Obviously this means very few of us have faith in this team and didn't want a slightly entertaining read.
June 8, 201113 yr :arms Of course they'll win again, hopefully tonight but soon it will happen and all will be right with the world once more
June 8, 201113 yr damn some of you got past the first couple sentences? I didn't. I only saw the clap part and thought it was a good opportunity to post a .gif. :| Well it was nice to actually read something positive and optimistic for a change. I realize some people are afraid of long paragraphs
June 9, 201113 yr You guys just watch. Relax, play some nice soothing music... :sax Put your mind at ease. Now, as I pull this post out of my ass, sit back and enjoy the ride. *puts on glasses and turns into Morgan Freeman* The way I see it, the Marlins are attempting to swim upstream, against the natural flow of the water. They're struggling, struggling just to work their way up towards the main pond that fuels the stream so that they may rest and find a calm relaxation area. Along their path, they encounter troubles. Big jagged rocks in their way, huge brown bears (not bad news bear) eating their family members ... they try to swim along, but they are burdened with leaving their past behind. Soon ... very soon ... the tide will change. The one Marlin leading the way will say "hey, I have an idea. Follow me." They all turn around and go with the stream, down down down the river's path. They find it's easier, and they start to enjoy themselves as they flow freely with the crisp soothing waters that seem to become deeper and easier to navigate. "This was a great idea" the followers will say. Are they problem free? Of course not, it is nature's way to throw obstacles in your path. Problems such as polluted waters due to brewing distilleries, problems such as crazed people throwing red tomahawks into the water to attempt to snare these young fish. A problem ... such as a young fisherman throwing away a very greasy sandwich from up North into the Marlins' path. However, the problems are less frequent, the sun shines brighter on the soft slimy skin giving them more energy as they work together to slice through these problems with their strong bills. They go on and on, and finally they reach what they were searching for previously. A deep pond where they are free to roam as they please. A pond bigger than they imagined or could have imagined. Little do they realize they have reached a massive sea of expanse where they can build and build upon each other, working together to grow as a unit and be victorious over any foe that awaits them in this new territory. *turns back into Mike and takes of glasses* Clap if you still believe. :Clap Clap if you know the streak will end. :Clap Clap ... if you have faith. :Clap Amazing. Bravo. Great post. A++++ effort. Would read again.
June 9, 201113 yr You guys just watch. Relax, play some nice soothing music... :sax Put your mind at ease. Now, as I pull this post out of my ass, sit back and enjoy the ride. *puts on glasses and turns into Morgan Freeman* The way I see it, the Marlins are attempting to swim upstream, against the natural flow of the water. They're struggling, struggling just to work their way up towards the main pond that fuels the stream so that they may rest and find a calm relaxation area. Along their path, they encounter troubles. Big jagged rocks in their way, huge brown bears (not bad news bear) eating their family members ... they try to swim along, but they are burdened with leaving their past behind. Soon ... very soon ... the tide will change. The one Marlin leading the way will say "hey, I have an idea. Follow me." They all turn around and go with the stream, down down down the river's path. They find it's easier, and they start to enjoy themselves as they flow freely with the crisp soothing waters that seem to become deeper and easier to navigate. "This was a great idea" the followers will say. Are they problem free? Of course not, it is nature's way to throw obstacles in your path. Problems such as polluted waters due to brewing distilleries, problems such as crazed people throwing red tomahawks into the water to attempt to snare these young fish. A problem ... such as a young fisherman throwing away a very greasy sandwich from up North into the Marlins' path. However, the problems are less frequent, the sun shines brighter on the soft slimy skin giving them more energy as they work together to slice through these problems with their strong bills. They go on and on, and finally they reach what they were searching for previously. A deep pond where they are free to roam as they please. A pond bigger than they imagined or could have imagined. Little do they realize they have reached a massive sea of expanse where they can build and build upon each other, working together to grow as a unit and be victorious over any foe that awaits them in this new territory. *turns back into Mike and takes of glasses* Clap if you still believe. :Clap Clap if you know the streak will end. :Clap Clap ... if you have faith. :Clap Amazing. Bravo. Great post. A++++ effort. Would read again. You mean I was suppose to READ IT???????? :lol
June 9, 201113 yr It appears I was a day early. Tomorrow... Tomorrow. You said "soon...very soon"..you didn't specifically when. Let's hope for all our sanity it is tomorrow/today though.
June 9, 201113 yr I think anyone whos talks about this team in a positive way has got to be High.. :skippy just Kidding well if we can turn around things within the next week, is it too little too late??? I mean at this point the fish have got to be looking at wildcard as their goal
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