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I have a Better Chance of.....

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... throwing a perfect game against an all-star team than the Marlins winning a game.

I have a better chance of getting an STD from a Virgin

 

You do realize this actually is possible, yes?

Can be born with one, can get it via drug usage (needles), etc.

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I have a better chance of getting an STD from a Virgin

 

You do realize this actually is possible, yes?

Can be born with one, can get it via drug usage (needles), etc.

 

:lol I was waiting for this....

I have a better chance of getting an STD from a Virgin

 

You do realize this actually is possible, yes?

Can be born with one, can get it via drug usage (needles), etc.

 

:lol I was waiting for this....

So this really happened?

I have a better chance of winning an internet message board argument than the marlins winning a 1 run game

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I have a better chance of getting an STD from a Virgin

 

You do realize this actually is possible, yes?

Can be born with one, can get it via drug usage (needles), etc.

 

:lol I was waiting for this....

So this really happened?

 

no, becuase with me, there aint no love without the Glove. :lol

 

ok, ill re-word it, I have a better chance of getting an STD from eating an apple, really, thats how bad the Marlins are playing...

Of becoming Queen of England, than the Marlins have of winning a game.

 

(actually its not totally impossible, as I am an 11th cousin of Her Majesty)

Of becoming Queen of England, than the Marlins have of winning a game.

 

(actually its not totally impossible, as I am an 11th cousin of Her Majesty)

 

So if... what, 899 people suddenly died?

Of becoming Queen of England, than the Marlins have of winning a game.

 

(actually its not totally impossible, as I am an 11th cousin of Her Majesty)

 

So if... what, 899 people suddenly died?

You would have the plot of King Ralph

... going to a Michael Jackson O2 concert than the Marlins winning a game.

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