FloridaMarlinsForever Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 I have a Better chance of becoming The Next CEO of Microsoft then the Marlins winning a game Your turn.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarlinKidd101 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 ... throwing a perfect game against an all-star team than the Marlins winning a game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 I have a better chance at getting a date with Rachel ... OK let's not go that far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnellders Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 ...convincing CM Punk to stay with the WWE long-term Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousAnomaly Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 I have a better chance at getting a date with Rachel ... OK let's not go that far. http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DAgxGXWqZU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaMarlinsForever Posted June 29, 2011 Author Share Posted June 29, 2011 I have a better chance of getting an STD from a Virgin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 I have a better chance of getting an STD from a Virgin You do realize this actually is possible, yes? Can be born with one, can get it via drug usage (needles), etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaMarlinsForever Posted June 29, 2011 Author Share Posted June 29, 2011 I have a better chance of getting an STD from a Virgin You do realize this actually is possible, yes? Can be born with one, can get it via drug usage (needles), etc. :lol I was waiting for this.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 I have a better chance of getting an STD from a Virgin You do realize this actually is possible, yes? Can be born with one, can get it via drug usage (needles), etc. :lol I was waiting for this.... So this really happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhxPhin Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 I have a better chance of winning an internet message board argument than the marlins winning a 1 run game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaMarlinsForever Posted June 29, 2011 Author Share Posted June 29, 2011 I have a better chance of getting an STD from a Virgin You do realize this actually is possible, yes? Can be born with one, can get it via drug usage (needles), etc. :lol I was waiting for this.... So this really happened? no, becuase with me, there aint no love without the Glove. :lol ok, ill re-word it, I have a better chance of getting an STD from eating an apple, really, thats how bad the Marlins are playing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jalenamoskovy Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Of becoming Queen of England, than the Marlins have of winning a game. (actually its not totally impossible, as I am an 11th cousin of Her Majesty) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricWiener Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I have a better chance of playing for the Marlins than the Marlins have of winning a game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Of becoming Queen of England, than the Marlins have of winning a game. (actually its not totally impossible, as I am an 11th cousin of Her Majesty) So if... what, 899 people suddenly died? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enterthemadness Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Uh....I have a better chance of actually learning bass and being in a band playing bass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricWiener Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Of becoming Queen of England, than the Marlins have of winning a game. (actually its not totally impossible, as I am an 11th cousin of Her Majesty) So if... what, 899 people suddenly died? You would have the plot of King Ralph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 ... going to a Michael Jackson O2 concert than the Marlins winning a game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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