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- Pujols????

GOT HEEEEM!!!!!!!!!

 

- Yo, bro. I've got the sickest plan for you. Ask your GF to marry me; she'll NEVER say yes!! When she says no, you get rid of her skank-butt, and you have the illest sob story to use at bars -- you're going to get so much tail!!!!!

 

- Yo, bro. I know she said yes. But, at least she'll never have kids. Trust me, I know this chick. You're life is going to be one big party; we just have to figure out what's your favorite color and cheese, and what size guayabera you are.

 

- Community is going to suck. But don't worry; New Girl will be totally cool. Cool cool cool.

 

 

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Your source is a bad source.

I coined that term. I'm suing.

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sh*t Dr. Beinfest says: I know more about law than you do!!!!

- Yo, bro. I know she said yes. But, at least she'll never have kids. Trust me, I know this chick. You're Your life is going to be one big party; we just have to figure out what's your favorite color and cheese, and what size guayabera you are.

 

 

Sorry, mishpacha, I had to do it after you corrected Dr B's grammatical error in the Fielder thread. I was too drunk to fix it last night anyway. Plus, it gave me a big laugh before passing out.

Squall's sources say that PurpleHaze, while in her drunken state last night, said yes to Mike's proposal for marriage.

 

Squall's sources further say that Mike is now regretting his decision.

Squall's sources say that PurpleHaze, while in her drunken state last night, said yes to Mike's proposal for marriage.

 

Squall's sources further say that Mike is now regretting his decision.

 

 

Squall's sources had to tell you that? Squall's sources are telling me Mike was on drugs last night.

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Ssss: the Iraq war? Total breeze! Over in a month, tops!

 

Ssss: MySpace>>>>>Facebook

 

Ssss: 2006: This country could never elect a BLACK President.

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- Yo, bro. I know she said yes. But, at least she'll never have kids. Trust me, I know this chick. You're Your life is going to be one big party; we just have to figure out what's your favorite color and cheese, and what size guayabera you are.

 

 

Sorry, mishpacha, I had to do it after you corrected Dr B's grammatical error in the Fielder thread. I was too drunk to fix it last night anyway. Plus, it gave me a big laugh before passing out.

Touche, touche. Dr. B. and I got much love btw, we're just joking around.

sh*t Dr. Beinfest says: I know more about law than you do!!!!

 

 

Actually I'm going to use you to sue you. Get started on your background check of you. It will be useful when you help me take you to court so you can pay me royalties.

 

My lawyer fees will offset the costs, however it will be a fun adventure.

Touche, touche. Dr. B. and I got much love btw, we're just joking around.

 

 

Duhhh, of course. Facebook friends, that's sweet.

- Pujols????

GOT HEEEEM!!!!!!!!!

 

- Yo, bro. I've got the sickest plan for you. Ask your GF to marry me; she'll NEVER say yes!! When she says no, you get rid of her skank-butt, and you have the illest sob story to use at bars -- you're going to get so much tail!!!!!

 

- Yo, bro. I know she said yes. But, at least she'll never have kids. Trust me, I know this chick. You're life is going to be one big party; we just have to figure out what's your favorite color and cheese, and what size guayabera you are.

 

- Community is going to suck. But don't worry; New Girl will be totally cool. Cool cool cool.

 

 

Feel free to add your own, please.

 

 

Squall's sources are Batman now.

I am the Walrus.

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