Game is starting and there is no game thread, so here we go

 

Nolasco vs some scrub

We got the first out and still I am the only one here.

2 outs no one on and then bases loaded...typical

We got the first out and still I am the only one here.

WHEW

At least Nolasco got out of this, but every time I see his face on TV, I have to rush for the puke bag. I swear I will install a pocket on my recliner seat just like the ones in airplanes so I can reach for the puke bags when Nolasco is pitching.

By the way, August 6 was my son's birthday and the Marlins lost...yesterday was my birthday and the Marlins lost. Next week is my wife's birthday.

Let's go Dorkus

I hate Ricky.

Bases loaded again

All the Dodger hitters disagree with every called strike when they're in the box, especially Kemp. What a team of whiners.

Mr. Stanton gets a hit.

Nice DP. Let's score now jackasses.

Nolasco at 75 pitches through not even through 4 innings.

 

Marlins with 1 hit?

 

Not unbelievable.

Nick Green is my hero.

Puts us on the board Giancarlo

Stanton with his 56th foul home run of the year.

Stanton's foul balls are amazing

Relief. A run.

Buck it!

Buck the GOAT

They tied it! Way to go underdogs.

RUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEROOO!

OK!!!! Take the lead why don't ya!

Oh my god Ruggiano, I'm so divorcing my wife if you'll have me.