LeBlanc (ERA 1.45) (1W-2L)

 

vs.

 

Francis (ERA 5.99) (4W-4L)

 

 

Background: Francis has been sucking so bad lately that there is no reason why we shouldn't win this game. His ERA in his last 3 starts has been north of 6.00. His ERA at home this year has been a terrible 6.96. If we make him look like an ace pitcher tonight it is not because of his talent, but due to our offense's woes.

 

Lineup (Miami Marlins)

 

1) Petersen :glare

2) Hernandez :nugget

3) Reyes :sleazy

4) Lee ^_^

5) Stanton :w00t

6) Solano :shifty

7) Basquez :unsure

8) Buck :thumbdown

9) LeBlanc :whistle

 

 

Lineup (Colorado Rockies)

 

1) Young

2) Rutledge

3) Fowler

4) Gonzalez

5) Rosario

6) Pacheco

7) Nelson

8) LeMahieu

9) Francis

LeBlanc (ERA 1.45) (1W-2L)

 

vs.

 

Francis (ERA 5.99) (4W-4L)

 

 

Background: Francis has been sucking so bad lately that there is no reason why we shouldn't win this game. His ERA in his last 3 starts has been north of 6.00. His ERA at home this year has been a terrible 6.96. If we make him look like an ace pitcher tonight it is not because of his talent, but due to our offense's woes.

 

Lineup (Miami Marlins)

 

1) Petersen :glare

2) Hernandez :nugget

3) Reyes :sleazy

4) Lee ^_^

5) Stanton :w00t

6) Solano :shifty

7) Basquez :unsure

8) Buck :thumbdown

9) LeBlanc :whistle

 

 

Lineup (Colorado Rockies)

 

1) Young

2) Rutledge

3) Fowler

4) Gonzalez

5) Rosario

6) Pacheco

7) Nelson

8) LeMahieu

9) Francis

 

Sure it is, because we're the Marlins.

Wow Petey. How about laying off the stuff in the dirt sometime tonight.

Hey, Buck has found a new way to suck.

Why is John Suck even playing anymore? Let Brantley play. Ozzie is a such a retard.

Oooh, love those bunt hits.

Love those popped up double play bunts...

Good idea, bad bad execution.

I'm finally here. Got delayed emptying a bottle of wine and a can of olives. Now I'm ready for the Marlins and whatever atrocity they do tonight.

What the hell. Is there a full moon? Friday the 13 or something?

How the hell did LeBlanc pull that off? Wow. We got lucky!

We're gonna lose.

We're gonna lose.

Hey CarGo, Reyes says thanks.

I'll take it.

What the hell was that? I'm starting to worry guys. I have high expectations from the Marlins, but I'm starting to get the feeling they might let us down.

Damn! It's a slow death tonight.

Stranger: "What is a Marlins fan?"

 

Me: a Marlins fan is one who has high expectations at the beginning of every year, only to have them shattered in the most cruel and unimaginable ways."

F*ck this. Shooting myself in the balls would be more fun than this crap.

These other teams are just toying with the Marlins.

Stanton! :wee :wee :wee

Giancarlo Stanton monster home run!!!!!

 

God, I love Giancarlo so much. He is such a stud.

Stanton is the only person where I can turn on a baseball game, see him at bat, and say "I think he's going to hit a homer" and actually mean it.

STANTON!!!!!!!

Solano. Oh my!!