So this is my 1000th post since arriving here so I wanted it to be special. Enjoy the following two videos and Merry Christmas.

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r40AIKuOpNk

Thank you for sharing.

*lock*

 

[kidding]

I'm retiring on my 40,163rd post.

 

I meant retiring from replying to 1k threads with snarky remarks.

I want a topic for each 1,000.

 

Admin should too. But seriously Lurr, hats off to the day you reach 50,000. Freak.

The beauty is I can change your post counts. RaysFan, want to get another chance at 1k?

And another thread with that 2nd 1,000?

TheU learned it, I set him to negative posts while at Marlins Park.

I'm getting up to 10k soon. Perhaps I'll make an entrance to the poop thread.

I believe I promised a speech after my 10,000th post in some random thread.

 

I forgot.

It's never too late.

Unless you're a vegetable. Then it's too late.

What about if you're a fruit?

Then, by all means, go ahead.

Unless you're a grape.