The Miami Marlins will attempt to do something they haven't done in 8 days, and only 3 times this month...win a game.

 

MIAMI MARLINS

Tom Koehler (0-1) (ERA 3.31)

 

vs

 

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS

Brandon McCarthy (0-3) (ERA 5.63)

 

 

McCarthy is not in top shape, so if our offense shows up then this becomes a very winnable game for the Marlins. But will our offense show up? Only one way to find out.

 

So grab your liquor and whatever else you use to get through these games, sit back, and enjoy Saturday evening with the Marlins. Play Ball!!!

Not sure why I keep watching this team and hoping for a win to be honest.

 

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."

Game over

The first pitch... are you fucking kidding me?

perfect start and end to this game.

Oh yeah.. Hey guys

Oh yeah.. Hey guys

 

 

howdy boss!

I was using a public bathroom the other day and while doing my business I noticed the brand of the urinal was "Kohler."

 

Seems about right.

Of course you allow parra to homer and K goldshit

Things are looking good....for Arizona fans

I wish Pierre would have retired last year. I can't blame him for taking the contract to play for Miami again....after all, we were stupid enough to offer it to him, but sometimes dignity means more than money.

I just realized Coghlan is still in the mlb... hmph?

I just realized Coghlan is still in the mlb... hmph?

 

 

And hitting 5th in a lineup. I don't even...

Way to fuck it up Marlins. Jesus Christ

So the dude almost threw Dietrich out at 2nd, so let's test his arm at the plate. Moronic.

I just realized Coghlan is still in the mlb... hmph?

 

 

And hitting 5th in a lineup. I don't even...

 

 

Let's put the -.6 WAR guy in the 5th spot! Good thinking Redmond! Hopefully he'll have Ozuna do another sac bunt tonight

whoa coghlan got a hit and the marlins still fucked it up. good job

So the dude almost threw Dietrich out at 2nd, so let's test his arm at the plate. Moronic.

 

 

I mean that would require the marlins to have 4 hits in a row which is impossible for this team so it was probably the right call.

I'm falling asleep watching this game. Boring so far

Koehler pitched a nice game actually. That's as good as I've seen him look since Jacksonville. The move to swap Koehler & LeBlanc was a good idea.

Come on offense...do something!

Wow they've scored 17 runs over the past 10 games??

Wow they've scored 17 runs over the past 10 games??

 

 

That many?

Webb has been terrific lately

Another cy young quality performance