Wild Card, you failed.

 

Heaney

 

Buchanan

Half-dong for Stanton.

 

Followed by a 0/4 of a dong by McGehee

God dammit.

Hey guys

I want that job

Random thought: Why don't I see the "wow" factor in Heaney?

 

Rather, I don't see what all the hype is about..

C'mon Heaney, be a bro.

Come on, Hean-diggity.

Random thought: Why don't I see the "wow" factor in Heaney?

Cause he didn't exactly rape A and A+ ball like Jose did?

*sigh* this no bueno.

My God, Saltalamacchia is such a piece of shit.

Struckimawww!

Way to go, Salty. Worst defensive catcher this team has had in a long time.

Be careful with Byrd. Lefty on-deck.

Be careful with Byrd. Lefty on-deck.

 

Way to not pay attention!

Cause he didn't exactly rape A and A+ ball like Jose did?

 

I'm not sure it's that but he seems to labor quite a bit. I feel like he can't go right after hitters because his fastball is so visible.

Ugh ... all this shit is happening with 2 strikes.

Hit Rollins on 0-2

Walked Utley on a full count

Homer by Byrd with a 1-2 ...

This guy is no Jose Fernandez

Just like that, 3-0. It's the kid's own fault. Can't hit guys, walk them, etc.

Game over?

Garrett Jones didn't really have to dive for that ball, but whatever.

I've had a long month, and every time i hear rich or tommy say veteran I want to get up and kick the s*** out of my tv.

"Stand up and salute the veterans on --" *squall kicks the shit out of his TV*

Garrett Jones didn't really have to dive for that ball, but whatever.

Yes he did. Casey McGehee has the range of a spoon, but Jones has the range of a shotglass.

Just like that, 3-0. It's the kid's own fault. Can't hit guys, walk them, etc.

 

He should've pitched around Byrd like I said. Instead he threw a fastball right down the middle with two strikes.

I'm still shaking my head thinking about the guy over here who said that Heaney is going to be better than Henderson Alvarez when he gets here because he has "better stuff and better command". This kid is going to be a good pitcher, I'm fairly sure of that. But better stuff than Alvarez? Hilarious.