Age is just a number 

Damn right it is.

Damn right it is.

 

I expected a pedophile joke.  Phew

 

 

I expected a pedophile joke.  Phew

It was a toss up between the joke everyone gets you with and the joke everyone (but mostly you) gets me with.

In an article by Dan Martin and Fred Kerber of the New York Post, Teixeira had the following to say when asked if he would waive his no-trade clause and take his talents to South Beach:

 

“No,” he stated.  “You know [general manager Brian Cashman] and I have talked about it and it’s not something that I think would benefit me or the Yankees.  So no, I’m staying put.”

 

After sitting on both Saturday and Sunday following the call-up of Tyler Austin, Tex was right back in the lineup Monday night against Blue Jays, going 0-for-3 with a walk and leaving three men on base.  Most importantly, this forced Austin, who in his first two games is 3-for-8 with one home-run and one RBI, to ride the pine.

 

It doesn’t seem as though Tex is going anywhere, but there are still two weeks to clear waivers and still be allowed to play in the postseason for a contender if a deal can be made.

 

 

What an absolute joke this franchise is. 

 

An over the hill player won't green light a trade to a contender and would rather ride the pine in the last couple of months of his career.  

 

Because said contender is the Marlins franchise.

 

#COL

 

 

What an absolute joke this franchise is. 

 

An over the hill player won't green light a trade to a contender and would rather ride the pine in the last couple of months of his career.  

 

Because said contender is the Marlins franchise.

 

#COL

Oh yea I'm 100% sure his decision is because he doesn't wanna play for us specifically.

What an absolute joke this franchise is. 

 

An over the hill player won't green light a trade to a contender and would rather ride the pine in the last couple of months of his career.  

 

Because said contender is the Marlins franchise.

 

#COL

 

I think he doesn't want to leave the Yankees period.

 

 

@Admin Could you close this stupid tread as well as A-rod to Marlins Tread?