Everything posted by ToadLicker
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WARNING: googkle.com
http://www.f-secure.com/v-descs/googkle.shtml F-Secure staff has found a malicious website that utilizes a spelling error when typing the name of the popular search engine - 'Google.com'. If a user opens a malicious website, his/her computer gets hijacked - a lot of different malware gets automatically downloaded and installed: trojan droppers, trojan downloaders, backdoors, a proxy trojan and a spying trojan. Also a few adware-related files are installed. The name of the malicious website is 'Googkle.com'. PLEASE DO NOT GO TO THIS WEBSITE! Otherwise your computer will get infected! We have reported the case to the authorities . . .
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7 Arabs suing South Florida Denny's for $28M
Probably caught in a shift change period. Things get lost during shift changes. If I was hungry and things weren't proceeding at a pace I was happy with, I'd just go somewhere else. Never presume conspiracy when ordinary incompetence is a more plausible explanation.
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Uzbekistan, our ally, and human rights violator
The US tortures and abuses prisoners too...or so I've been (repeatedly) told. We also convict people on govt fabricated evidence and send them to jail for decades (recent ex. Edwin Wilson)
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Delgado = Disappointing so far???
If he'd just push a bunt up the 3rd base line occasionally, that wicked shift would have to fade some.
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Its a bird Its a plane....Its a quiz!
What is the last concert you went to? Zevon Are you a procrastinator? Yes What really annoys you? Mindless apparatchiks Have you ever had Oreo Pie? No Marlins or Heat? Marlins Would you rather be deaf or blind? why? Deaf Do you know American Sign Language? No When you were a kid what was something you always wanted to do? Fly Guys: Oh My.. You just found out today that your Girlfriend/Wife etc: is pregnant ..how would you take this news? sad, happy, mad, freaked out etc: If you dont have a gf pretend you do :lol happy Girls: Oh My I feel sick... If you find out that you are pregnant today? how would you take this news? Whats your favorite ice cream flavor? Strawberry Artificial Sugar or Natural Sugar? Fake Summer or Winter? summer If you could go to any college you wanted to; what college would that be? Cambridge What is your zodiac sign? Gemini Would you ever have a rat for a pet :barf ? Yes Do you watch American Idol? No When you were a kid what was your dream job? Pilot Have you ever had a Near Death Experience? Several Do you watch Baseball Tonight? No Have you ever eaten Sushi? If yes, Do you like it? Yes. Its Ok. Have you ever stayed in a hospital? If Yes, For what? Yes, operation. What are your plans for this week? pack for Egypt What color is your bedroom? Home or Dorm or Both white Cash or Credit Card? Cash What are you scared of? Bad drivers
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File under: "clueless dipshit"
"Honest officer - that limbless/headless torso wrapped in plastic in my trunk was there when I picked up the car at Hertz, really it was" :lol
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File under: "clueless dipshit"
Idiot - owned by himself :lol http://cbs2chicago.com/cooler/watercooler_..._113202914.html STATESBORO, GA (AP) Sgt. Jason Kearney sat in his marked patrol car Thursday, waiting for his colleagues to join him for lunch when Ron Stone asked him for a ride. The Bulloch County deputy agreed to take Stone to his car, but first he insisted on searching Stone for weapons, said Sheriff Lynn Anderson. "Stone told Sergeant Kearney to go ahead," Anderson said. But instead of packing a pistol, the 30-year-old Stone was packing pot ? two small bags, Anderson said. Stone told the uniformed officer he had spent the night at a friend's house and the marijuana was not his, police said. Instead of a ride to his car, Stone got a ride to the Bulloch County Jail, where police later learned he was wanted in another county on an outstanding warrant for marijuana possession with intent to distribute.
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Exploding Toads Baffle Experts
Everyone please say a silent prayer for my fallen comrads. :angel http://www.local6.com/news/4410396/detail.html Scientists in Hamburg, Germany, are baffled by the strange deaths of hundreds of toads after they apparently exploded in and around a pond, according to a Local 6 News report. As many as 1,000 toads have died after their bodies swelled to bursting point and then exploded, according to reports from animal welfare workers and veterinarians. . . .
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Interesting words:Anti-God liberal Barry Goldwater
Just because you might suck a c**k doesn't make you queer. Any prison cherry will tell you that.
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"Get Naked Day" at Oak Forest HS flops
Sounds pretty ghey to me.
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The Virgin Mary's image.....UNDER AN OVERPASS?!?
Its hard to underestimate the dumbness of some people.
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Interesting words:Anti-God liberal Barry Goldwater
I'm not deviant - but I imagine PhishPhan could oblige :lol
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"Get Naked Day" at Oak Forest HS flops
I know. Its tragic isn't it. People like you got no chance to "display" their special talents :lol
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"Get Naked Day" at Oak Forest HS flops
:blink: http://www.dailysouthtown.com/southtown/dsnews/151nd1.htm A veteran Oak Forest High School teacher has received a written reprimand for telling students last week they could earn extra credit if they took part in a "Get Naked Day" in his classroom. . . .
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Human for sale - only $100,000
Why, you need an estimate? The going rate for public masturbators outside of the slam is kinda flacid these days :lol The guys in the slam might be willing to pay a few cartons of cigarettes for you though. Fresh cherrys are always in high demand.
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College students: what do you do to save money
Order pineapple/anchovy pizza from a phone booth delivered to a vacant lot address. The chances of them being able to resell a P/A pizza are slim so it will wind up in the dumpster. Raid the dumpster when the delivery dude get back. Just scrape the nasty crap off and enjoy your free pizza :lol Steal TP from the school bathrooms. Liberate cloths from unguarded washing machines. Dye them a different color so the owner won't recognize them. Get in TIGHT with some students from Taiwan. US textbooks are cloned in Taiwan at MUCH MUCH cheaper prices. The Taiwanese students will put textbook orders in with relatives at home. I got a very expensive book ($50) on computer graphics for $10 this way. The paper is much flimsier, kinda like rice paper, but the contents are english and the prices are outstanding.
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Interesting words:Anti-God liberal Barry Goldwater
If I advocated necrophilia and deviant dwarf sex you'd say that was something this tonyi person would say :lol
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Human for sale - only $100,000
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...ssPageName=WDVW :blink: Looks like a slacker...not worth a dime over $25,000 :lol
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THEEEEEE METS WIN!!!!!
Go into your bathroom and look in the toilet - that's where the Mets are headed :lol
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Interesting words:Anti-God liberal Barry Goldwater
And Tonyi hated me as well. More scientific proof. I don't hate you, I just don't respect your opinion.
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Brandon Webb an "ace"?!?!
Through 8, allows only one run and only a single out via fly ball - everything else was K or gnd out. Only one BB too. OK, the Pads been sucking bad this year, but Brandon Webb?!?! If Webb and Fossum had pitched like this last year, the dbacks wouldn't have sucked nearly as bad as they did.
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ESPN Still Loves The Yanks More Than The Sox
Well, as of tonight, the "evil empire" has sole ownership of the AL-east basement. There is justice in the world :lol
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Fossum sharp
I like baseball - its not hard to visualize the game on audio. Soccer/Cricket are flat out gay. Football is like watching paint dry and it doesn't translate well into radio either. The great thing about baseball over almost any other sport -- you can't be beaten by the clock. Football, basketball, hockey, soccer, etc you can be beaten by the clock.
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Interesting words:Anti-God liberal Barry Goldwater
I'm posting from europe. My ISP is http://www.hosteurope.de I have no idea what the f*** you dorks are prattling on about. 752975[/snapback] Well lesse... Tonyi's other favorite baseball team was the Angels. That's the default you twit. Oh my, a condescending manner - I must be Ann Coulter! :lol Trust me, there's millions of people in the world who have little respect for ignorant presumptive dolts. Gee, a sig with an image - you have one of those too. My, my. :lol Very definitive. Do you work for the CIA producing terrorist intel?