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Way to earn that $106 mil. well, his defense has been good sooooo.....

Not only did Reyes just hit into a double play, but my cat just took a piss and now my apartment reeks of cat piss. FML.

ugh, MLB.TV app doesn't let me watch any of the postgame stuff. annoying I pay $25 a month for it, but it's the only way I can watch my Marlins play.

We looked f***ing awesome tonight! GO FISH!

HAAAAANLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY

Zambrano. I can't say enough right now. Oh Zambrano.

I'm thinking complete game for Zambrano. I should probably say that after I look at his pitch count. And does any else think it sounds like the ump is saying "f***" instead of strike. haha yep. I keep yelling FUUUUCK when he calls a strike.

ha, that interview was hilarious. feeling good about this one! Z is on his sh*t right now, and we have a 3 run lead going into the 7th.

im not sure whether this team is going to be incredible when reyes and hanley and jj and bell come to life or bad when the rest of the pitcher go back to what they are. Dynasty Can't argue with that. lol

Zambrano is on right now.

STANTON LIKE MAH DADDY!!!!

Wait, is LoMo hurt?

also, Buck, doin' what he does. thank god the pitchers seem to like him.

home just in time for most of the game! INNNNNNNNNNNN!

lol damn.

Ricky is going to pitch a no no. lol

Watched the majority of this game at some Mexican bar on my phone thanks to the AtBat app. f***ing awesome game, I couldn't be any drunker and happier! GO FISH!!!!!!!!

Cishek is a GOD.

Un f***ing believable.

Stanton what an arm.

I can finally go back to thinking my Stanton jersey is good luck! For a while there, I thought I had spent $150 on a jersey that caused Stanton to hit like sh*t. Every time I wore it, we lost the game. I was nervous about wearing it tonight, but I watched the game at a bar and wanted to represent. Rubbed his name, called the home run, and he delivered. I CAN FINALLY START WEARING IT AGAIN!!

I can finally go back to thinking my Stanton jersey is good luck! For a while there, I thought I had spent $150 on a jersey that caused Stanton to hit like sh*t. Every time I wore it, we lost the game. I was nervous about wearing it tonight, but I watched the game at a bar and wanted to represent. Rubbed his name, called the home run, and he delivered. I CAN FINALLY START WEARING IT AGAIN!!

CISHEK YOU FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't roll my eyes anymore at John Buck.

I f***ING CALLED IT!!!!!!!