mrchainsaw

lmao

What kind of job schedules a meeting for 6PM???

Nope, they came close to the record but went on a small tear the final week

Dammit Marlins, I want to see some history(ically bad team win like 27 games in a season but noooooo we're the damn Marlins)

2-0 The rockies suck, but we suck bigger

Originally I read that as "ass kicking," as in we're down 1-0, which isn't exactly an ass-kicking but then we are the Marlins. Then I re-read it, ate a banana and now feel stupid. @pollythewog already offered me a sweet position on his evil staff so I don't think I need to kiss any ass

Already down 1-0 I for one welcome our @pollythewog overlord

the wogapalypse

Fun fact: Marlin Maniac are a bunch of fanboys with no credentials who have no idea what they're talking about and FanSided as a whole is just a big joke. Their "articles" are pointless slop Source: was editor for that site for 2 years before I finally noped out and did better things with my life edit: this was a long time ago so maybe they're credentialed now, I don't know, but still from what little I've read it seems not much has changed over there. Bunch of dorks

is this a reference to the board when we get swept?

get it? get it???

It would be the most marlins thing ever to almost singlehandedly contribute to this rockies team not setting the loss record

I mean it was the rockies, but still, lmao that's such a funny number

We’re getting swept.

What happened to squall? Totally forgot that name until now

I just realized I've seen you over at the sportslogos.net boards too

Also, we are totally getting swept

this one is so stupid

OK pretty nice comeback from Cal striking out the side, let’s score some gosh darn runs now

Stowers hitting 7th, lol, I don’t care if he’s slumping a bit that’s just silly on this team

Just about time to get Quantrill out of there, they’re hitting him really hard

get it because they're giants

Sandy also sucks

You guys suck, I'm going to join the RAYS REPUBLIC

AGUSTIN BOOMSTICK