can cal save the blog? Putting my undefeated streak on the line just in case. Tune in tomorrow at 12PM for all the drama to unfold.

Edited June 4, 20251 yr by pollythewog

I am starting to pack up my stuff

4 hours ago, Admin said:

I am starting to pack up my stuff

the wogapalypse

Sunday I sold a Max Meyer autographed card, the next day he unraveled and ended up on the IL.

Monday I dropped Sandy Alcantara from my fantasy team to pick up Jac Caglianone. Sandy has his best start of the year but Hunter "The Whammer" Goodman couldn't be stopped.

Tuesday night, I emptied out my sports book account at +131 on Kyle f'in Freeland who is on a legit 0-24 pace a third of the way through the year.

What will Wednesday bring? The wogapopalypse is upen us so we must turn to divine help. On the third day he is risen the good book has prophesized. In the 8th Jesus (Sanchez) hits a come from behind ground rule double (not a homer, we are the Marlins). Then in the 9th Jesus (Tinoco) nails down the win walking three to load the bases only to be bailed out by a Javier Sanoja unassisted triple play (because it is written and, we are the Marlins)

That or my account doubles and I watch the world burn as the site crumbles in complete anarchy.

Let's go to Kelly Saco where a mysterious figure known only as "Wog" has been spotted quoting the Braveheart speech word for word in the visiting locker room.

What hell hath we wrought Peter Bendix? Why have you denied me three times?

Where have you gone Cal Quantrill?

our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

Amen.

I can't believe I risked putting this website into the hands of a degenerate gambler. He is definitely going to wager it.

51 minutes ago, mrchainsaw said:

the wogapalypse

You’ll be my chief creative officer we’re going to revamp the logo first and foremost

This will be great.

Only the Marlins can allow themselves to be embarassed by this shit show of a team the Colorado Rockies.

My only hope rests on the shoulders of cal quantrill

Just now, Admin said:

My only hope rests on the shoulders of cal quantrill

Better hope it falls off in the first inning then.

And if anyone is wondering, I will not renege on this. If the Marlins lose today, @pollythewog will be Admin for 24 hours as promised.

Already down 1-0

I for one welcome our @pollythewog overlord

4 minutes ago, mrchainsaw said:

Already down 1-0

I for one welcome our @pollythewog overlord

Starting the ass kissing early

IF the Marlins lose -

Upon changing @pollythewog to Admin, I will demoting myself to a regular member for the 24 hours.

19 minutes ago, Admin said:

Starting the ass kissing early

Originally I read that as "ass kicking," as in we're down 1-0, which isn't exactly an ass-kicking but then we are the Marlins. Then I re-read it, ate a banana and now feel stupid. @pollythewog already offered me a sweet position on his evil staff so I don't think I need to kiss any ass

I’m here hehe. Any score update?

41 minutes ago, Admin said:

IF the Marlins lose -

Upon changing @pollythewog to Admin, I will demoting myself to a regular member for the 24 hours.

Please give me 3 compliments or you’ll be banned. Thank you!

1 minute ago, pollythewog said:

Please give me 3 compliments or you’ll be banned. Thank you!

Fuck you.

2-0

The rockies suck, but we suck bigger

I blocked off 8pm to 10pm to get to work tonight

Dammit Marlins, I want to see some history(ically bad team win like 27 games in a season but noooooo we're the damn Marlins)

28 minutes ago, pollythewog said:

I blocked off 8pm to 10pm to get to work tonight

You’re sleeping?

26 minutes ago, mrchainsaw said:

Dammit Marlins, I want to see some history(ically bad team win like 27 games in a season but noooooo we're the damn Marlins)

CWS last year wasn't enough? :P

3 minutes ago, rmc523 said:

CWS last year wasn't enough? :P

Nope, they came close to the record but went on a small tear the final week

@pollythewog ’s reign of terror will begin at 4 PM ET and run until tomorrow at 4 PM ET.

If the marlins lose.