mrchainsaw

What the hell? It's on big fox yet here in Tallahassee I just get the braves vs. the mets. What the bleeping bleep comcast,

TIL also that LoMo was the 666th overall player picked in the 2005 draft. I am bored.

I really don't get this infatuation with Mathis. What is wrong with Redmond/FO? Dude, he was clearly the piece in the Toronto deal that would push us over the edge in the playoff run.

Whoa. TIL that Chris Coghlan finished 28th in the 2009 NL MVP voting.

Hechavarria, SS Polanco, 3B Dietrich, 2B Ozuna, RF Ruggiano, CF Coghlan, LF Olivo, DH Green, 1B Mathis, C Tom Koehler vs. John Danks The Marlins are trying to snap a two game losing streak. And they have Miguel Olivo as their DH. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Sorry, this is what happens when you give me access to the internet when I have been drinking.

https://twitter.com/travisgtfo/status/337370913790103552

Cue the f***ing music

Whew, Olivo in for the double switch. Game saved.

I left my room to go pee, there were zero outs. I come back like 45 seconds later and the inning is over. Marlins Baseball.

Slowey dealing. Except not, but still! I love beer.

Don't worry guys, I got these game threads going well after first pitch. I still have faith. Read: denial. Lee vs. Slowey Ph*** the Philsssssss

Coghlan's OPS has got to be approaching .700 now. Mind blown.

I blame the nachos.

That commercial is so cringeworthy. Oof.

Utley scratched, updated Phruits lineup: Rollins, SS Revere, CF M. Young, 3B Howard, 1B D. Young, RF Brown, LF Galvis, 2B Kratz, C Cloyd, P P.S. Nice job there, Brantly.

Meaning 3 wins in a row. Weird, right? Rollins, SS Utley, 2B M. Young, 3B Howard, 1B D. Young, RF Brown, LF Revere, CF Kratz, C Cloyd, P Fish Pierre, LF Hechavarria, SS Dietrich, 2B Ozuna, RF Coghlan, CF Dobbs, 1B Polanco, 3B Brantly, C Fernandez, P This guy (Tyler Cloyd) vs. This guy (Jose Fernandez) Go that guy!

Well darn, guess I was wrong.

Don't worry guys, Coghlan, Green and Mathis will surely get that run right back in the next inning.

I think Ozuna belongs up here.

Hole Camels vs. Alex Sanabia Where you at, folks?

My prediction from the game thread came true. Offense exploded for 2 runs, unfortunately that means we won't score again for a week. Hopefully Nolasco can pitch like this a few more times and get something decent back when they trade him.

put Dunn in redmond Pretty sure Redmond is married.

Offense explodes today a la a couple Sundays ago in Philly. And then doesn't score again for a week.

I keep forgetting that Silverio exists