mrchainsaw

I have a rather important final paper I should be writing right now. Why do I do this to myself?

Hehe, they read my Livan tweet.

Is this real life?

Harold Bennett looks like a raging alcoholic.

RUGGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Dobbs you pansy, why stop at 2nd

I'm worried the mets will hit Jose much harder now that they've seen him before.

I like the current logo and uniforms. Who wants to fight me?

Baloney's homer was a f***ing moonshot. We are the 2006-2010 Natinals.

I have a feeling miamibaseball watches these games so he can root against the team and gloat on this forum. I've never seen him post anything positive about the team. Stop drinking whiskey

Hehe. Beaverton.

#coghlan4mvp

That Yelich or whatever kid is hitting .219 at Double-A. What a freaking scrub.

All these injuries are making this already bad team even worse. A day elbow, a day shoulder, Adeiny... I hate the fact that I actually chuckled at this.

He fits in nicely in that name pun thread we had going a while back.

How on earth is my team doing so badly.

All the singles!

I really need to work on a paper and/or go to sleep. Damn this team for doing things.

I have a simple solution to our team's problems: I am never watching a Marlins game again. Three runs in the first inning and I'm writing a paper!

We bad

If anyone who has pitched against us this year wins a Cy Young there needs to be an asterisk next to it.

Game 1: Pierre, LF Pololanco, 3B Stanton, RF Dobbs, DH Ruggiano, CF Baloney, 1B Lolivo, C Green, SS Sololano, 2B

Ryan Webb's girlfriend is very very orange.

Do the dipsh*ts in the front office really need more evidence that Solano needs to gtfo?

lolololol