mrchainsaw

I died. I just...I died. I am now dead.

Hope Nate's ok.

How DPs has adeiny been involved in this year? All of them

San Diego Padres: 1. 2B: Logan Forsythe 2. CF: Alexi Amarista 3. LF: Carlos Quentin 4. 3B: Chase Headley 5. 1B: Kyle Blanks 6. C: Yasmani Grandal 7. RF: Will Venable 8. SS: Pedro Ciriaco 9. SP: Edinson Volquez Miami Marlins: 1. LF: Juan Pierre 2. 3B: Placido Polanco 3. RF: Giancarlo Stanton 4. 1B: Logan Morrison 5. CF: Marcell Ozuna 6. C: Rob Brantly 7. SS: Adeiny Hechavarria 8. 2B: Derek Dietrich 9. SP: Ricky Nolasco The Pierre leading off and Poo-lanco hitting 2nd show continues. Since Polanco somehow homered the other day we will probably be seeing even more of him, yay!

10/200 beefcake F*** Loria Profar/Olt /thread

I think the Giants will be willing to take on his salary plus give in a good prospect. What prospects do they have to offer? Andrew Susac would be nice. Doubt it happens though.

How is left field the hardest outfield position? I played all three a lot and it may have been the easiest, honestly. Something about judging the angle of the ball off the bat or wind or Juan Pierre being really old or something.

I guess I haven't been paying close enough attention because I thought Yelich was going to be our CFer.

I just meant that I like Ozuna in LF instead of CF for injury reasons. Plus he's obviously not going to play center in the long term so he should get reps in left.

Ruggs in CF, Ozuna in LF. At least for as long as Ruggs is here.

They'll still lose 100 games, but I think the 62 Mets can rest easy.

I'm really curious as to how many people actually vote on those Twitter polls ... Yesterday I'm pretty sure it was exactly two. The results were: A: 50% B: 50% C: 0% D: 0% Yep. Two.

HECHAVARATHERDIETRICH

Hech to AAA. Brantly to AAA. Dietrich to AAA. Everyone to AAA.

This is a Jeff Mathis post.

Turner is due for a bad start. Ruh roh.

Ricky Gone-Soon-olasco vs. Tim ILOVEWEEDcecum

Miami Marlins: 1. LF: Juan Pierre 2. 3B: Placido Polanco 3. RF: Giancarlo Stanton 4. 1B: Logan Morrison 5. CF: Justin Ruggiano 6. 2B: Derek Dietrich 7. SS: Adeiny Hechavarria 8. C: Rob Brantly 9. SP: Tom Koehler San Francisco Giants: 1. LF: Gregor Blanco 2. 2B: Marco Scutaro 3. C: Buster Posey 4. RF: Hunter Pence 5. 1B: Brandon Belt 6. SS: Joaquin Arias 7. 3B: Nick Noonan 8. CF: Juan Perez 9. SP: Chad Gaudin It would be nice for Koehler to stop sucking now, but I'm not getting my hopes up. Also, Chad Gaudin? Watch him no-hit us. Who will be up with me?

Heath Bell is fat.

eovaldi 4.76 fip #beefcake #monster

Pierre LF, Polanco 3B, Stanton RF, Morrison 1B, Ozuna CF, Dietrich 2B, Hechavarria SS, Brantly C, Eovaldi P

Eovaldi is a beefcake who throws the cheese, so he has that going for him. Are we still doing that, is it still a thing? I was gone for a week and it appears somethingfishy is gone. Was he banned?

I just can't get excited for Stanton Smashes anymore knowing his days here are probably very numbered.

LeBron

Trout