mrchainsaw

Hechavarria sucks The marlins should trade some of their great pitching prospects for Jose Reyes.

Well this sucks.

Gaudin, whoda thunk it. creepazoid http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/11/19410431-giants-pitcher-chad-gaudin-accused-of-improperly-touching-hospital-patient?lite #ThatsSoFormerMarlins

I win!

Gaudin, whoda thunk it.

Smolinski's home/road splits are nuts: Home Games .291/.368/.504 .873 Away Games .243/.329/.357 .686

He's basically the younger version of Greg Dobbs. A 24 year-old true professional hitter? Sign me up.

I'm down with this if someone will commish.

Flynn.

Maybe I'm too understanding, but after how much of a bastard Heath Bell was... I don't see the point in getting on Stanton constantly when he's owning up to his suckage. The latest post today: http://miamiherald.typepad.com/fish_bytes/ Owning up to it even more. Holy crap has clark spencer's face always been that tiny?

My stanton jabs aren't real...I'm just joshing and/or poking fun at the "real" stanton haters Jets suck, Yankees suck, Knicks suck. *pow pow pow* Stanton sucks. *earth explodes* Liked for solid family guy reference. Who comes up to replace Ames? Hatcher? (dear god no) Flynn, to take Koehler's rotation spot? Arquimedfhsjes Camieqgrfhkero?

Do we need 21 innings before we can score today? I hope not, I have to be up at 7 tomorrow.

Oh goodie, Greg Holland.

Where is everyone? This is a Fernandez start, dammit! It's also a Miami marlins start Touche, sir.

Where is everyone? This is a Fernandez start, dammit!

Pointless. He has a better OPS than 5/8s of the Marlins current lineup. A sparkling .680.Correct. He is a HAIR better offensively and a HUGE downgrade defensively. Rendering his potential acquisition pointless. All he would to is take ab's and playing time from other players we could be evaluating. Oh I totally agree it would be pointless, I just thought that was a humorous stat.

Pointless. He has a better OPS than 5/8s of the Marlins current lineup. A sparkling .680.

Lucas shouldn't be hitting #5 against a rhp. Lefties maybe. Lucas shouldn't be hitting #5 against anybody. Not even in AAA.

Why trade an OF to make room for a 1B? Ride with all 4 of Stanton, Marinisek, Yelich and Ozuna and use Ozuna as a 4 day a week starter unless one can DH (Stanton). Lomo is the only one who would HAVE to go, and even then- he can stay as a backup and pH. Go home, Piazza, you're drunk.

Seriously where did HAs velocity surge come from HA? You mean AP.

Yay.

So much audible profanity in that first inning. Also, Jim Joyce rules.

Lucas is hitting 3rd. What. The hell. Well ... who else? Marisnick? Yelich? Ruggiano? Hech? Morrison? Then who bats fourth? Sweet edit.

Lucas is hitting 3rd. What. The hell.

Mathis and Brantly? Well, yeah, them too I guess. haha