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Anyone have Henderson Alvarez dancing meme? I know this is off-topic, but I'm trying to find it.... Thanks!

I'm looking for the dancing Henderson Alvarez meme and other funny memes. Can anyone help me out? Thanks!

http://www.fishstripes.com/2016/7/6/12102238/miami-marlins-marcell-ozuna-decision-trade-arbitration-2017-season I say we keep Ozuna and Yelich. I think at this point, we should trade Stanton to make room for Jose. Thoughts?

We need bullpen help badly. I'm fine with Ramos, Barraclough, and Phelps. We need a lefty though. I wouldn't mind another starter as well.

He's supposed to retire, but f**k it. Let him play this year and then retire as a Marlin.

In addition, Craig is 30, Middlebrooks is 26, and Betts is only 22. Craig is coming out of his prime, but could have another good year or two left in him, MAYBE three. As for Middlebrooks, he still has room to develop and Betts is 22, who can hit for contact and has speed. He could be a better Bonifacio. Betts could go for 40 SB's, but would most likely end up between 25-35, which is still pretty good.

marlins give up beyond too much. if the marlins proposed that they would probably be drunk. and the red sox would be morons to not take it. I don't think it's too much at all. The only players of notes we are giving up are Nicolino, Descalafani, and Realmuto (sort of). The other five guys are just average. However, we would be getting a 1B, 2B, and 3B if McGehee doesn't work out in 2015. I think this would be the perfect deal for the fish, even though it seems like the fish are giving up a lot.

I say the Marlins should go all in trading with the Red Sox. I feel like there is a way we could make a "blockbuster"deal to get Craig, Middlebrooks, and Betts without having to deal Andrew Heaney. This is what I feel the Marlins should propose. Marlins (to Boston): - PJustin Nicolino (main piece of the deal, 2014 Marlins Minor League Pitcher of the Year, 14-4, 2.85 ERA) - P Anthony Descalafani (posted 3.78 ERA between New Orleans and Jacksonville last year in 102 innings) - C J.T Realmuto (2014 Marlins Minor League Hitter of the Year, hit .299, only 24) - P Adam Conley (bad year, but still top 5 prospect in Marlins system, don't mean to be a "rankings bitch") - 2B Avery Romero (21 years old, hit .320 between Jupiter and Greensboro) - 2B Austin Barnes (24 years old, .304/.398/.472 in 464 at-bats between Jupiter and Jacksonville) - P Jose Urena (23, 3.33 ERA in Jacksonville over 162 Innings) 1B Garrett Jones Red Sox (to Miami) 3B Will Middlebrooks 1B Allen Craig 2B Mookie Betts Middlebrooks could platoon with McGehee at 3B if McGehee struggles at the plate to start the year. If this is the big deal the Marlins make this offseason, our roster could look something like this to start the year: 2015 Line-Up 1. SS Adeiny Hechavarria (hit .276 last year w/ 10 triples, decent speed at the top of the line-up) 2. 2B Mookie Betts (stole 38 bases in minors in 2013, 33 in 2014, hit over .300 career in minors) 3. RF Giancarlo Stanton (he's going for Sheffield's single season record next year) 4. CF Marcell Ozuna (23 HR's, 85 RBI's; Ozuna could very well be due for a breakout a.k.a "All-Star type of year, I think he could hit 30 HR's with 90 RBI's and over .290) 5. LF Christian Yelich (.284 average with .362 OBP, not bad, but would like to see him eclipse the .300 mark, hopefully, he can win another gold glove and make an all-star appearance) 6. 1B Allen Craig (terrible 2014, however in his career, hit .300 twice with All-Star appearance in 2013 with St. Louis) 7. 3B McGehee/Middlebrooks (McGehee won 2014 Most Improved Player, however if he struggles, Middlebrooks should get a shot at third) 8. C Jarrod Salty (horrible average, but career high 55 walks in 2014) 9. Pitcher Bench: C Jeff Mathis IF/OF Jeff Baker IF/OF Kike Hernandez IF Derek Dietrich IF Donovan Solano Starters Fernandez (when he comes back healthy in mid-2015) Alvarez (12-7, 2.65 ERA (6th, NL) 2014 All-Star) Cosart (13-11, 3.69 ERA between Houston and Miami in 2014) Koehler (10-10, 3.81 ERA in 2014, 191.1 Innings Pitched) Heaney/Eovaldi (one will be starter, other will be LHP, Heaney should get his chance this yea in my opinion, one of the top Left Handed Pitching Prospects in all of baseball) Relievers: Heaney/Eovaldi Aaron Crow (2014: 6-1, 4.12 ERA, 59 IP) Bryan Morris (2014: 8-1, 1.82 ERA, 64.1) A.J Ramos (2014: 7-0, 2.11 ERA, 64 IP) Sam Dyson (2014: 3-1, 2.14, 42 IP) Mike Dunn (10-6, 3.16, 57 IP) Closer: Steve Cishek (2014: 39 saves/43 Save Opportunities, 3.17 ERA, 65.1 IP, most of any reliever in 2014) Conclusion: The fact that Fernandez doesn't get back until mid-2015 hurts our playoff chances significantly for 2015. However, we could shock the world and make the playoffs in 2015. However, I will say this. In 2016, Marlins fans should expect "playoffs" and for Giancarlo Stanton, Jose Fernandez, and Co. to be "Title Contenders". Hopefully, Ozuna and Yelich can play at an all-star caliber level in 2015 and beyond. Stanton, Yelich, Ozuna, Fernandez, and Alvarez are ALL ALL-STAR Caliber and those five serve as a great core for a baseball team. Marlins 2015- 84-78, 2nd Place in NL East Marlins 2016- between 90-100 wins, Title Contender Thoughts?

Now, I don't give a s**t what happens. Just Sign Stanton to a mega 10 yr/200 mil extension. 11 yr/210Mil. HOF Bound bro. Damn Straight.

Now, I don't give a s**t what happens. Just Sign Stanton to a mega 10 yr/200 mil extension.

Guys, guys, guys, what if Nolasco becomes an Ace in Texas? ... LMAO Nolasco Won't become an Ace in my opinion.

Thinking about it, I would love to get Martin. He would fit great. Is Martin, Perez, and Olt unrealistic? Maybe if we add bell and take half the contract? Martin and Olt would be enough for those four. the question is how big of a salary hit would we take. maybe if we just paid all the players salaries for the rest of this season? I would love to get another pitcher back....like Perez or maybe they have another lesser guy. if the marlins added perez to the deal, how much more would they have to give up?

Thinking about it, I would love to get Martin. He would fit great. Is Martin, Perez, and Olt unrealistic? Maybe if we add bell and take half the contract? Martin and Olt would be enough for those four. the question is how big of a salary hit would we take. maybe if we just paid all the players salaries for the rest of this season?

@canecop86 how about: Johnson For: Olt Bell Buck Nolasco

Forget Profar, He's a SS. We could get CF Leonys Martin Instead.