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Today was the worst day ever

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it was 10:00am when i was sitting on the crapper at school when i heard the fire drill go off. i really had diareah (sp) so i decided not to get up and just stay in there until it was over...

 

Buy my C- sucker teacher comes barging into the bathroom, kicks open the door and grabs my by the collar yelling "COME ON!!! FIRE!! FIRE!! LETS GO!! EVERYBODY OUT!!!"

 

he pulled me off the bowl without even giving me a chance to pull up my pants. then he meets up with another teacher and they both grab my arms and drag me outside with my knees scraping the ground and my genitals exposed. all the kids were laughing and the girls were all giggling and pointing at me. :(

it was 10:00am when i was sitting on the crapper at school when i heard the fire drill go off. i really had diareah (sp) so i decided not to get up and just stay in there until it was over...

 

Buy my C- sucker teacher comes barging into the bathroom, kicks open the door and grabs my by the collar yelling "COME ON!!! FIRE!! FIRE!! LETS GO!! EVERYBODY OUT!!!"

 

he pulled me off the bowl without even giving me a chance to pull up my pants. then he meets up with another teacher and they both grab my arms and drag me outside with my knees scraping the ground and my genitals exposed. all the kids were laughing and the girls were all giggling and pointing at me. :(

What an a**hole.

it was 10:00am when i was sitting on the crapper at school when i heard the fire drill go off. i really had diareah (sp) so i decided not to get up and just stay in there until it was over...

 

Buy my C- sucker teacher comes barging into the bathroom, kicks open the door and grabs my by the collar yelling "COME ON!!! FIRE!! FIRE!! LETS GO!! EVERYBODY OUT!!!"

 

he pulled me off the bowl without even giving me a chance to pull up my pants. then he meets up with another teacher and they both grab my arms and drag me outside with my knees scraping the ground and my genitals exposed. all the kids were laughing and the girls were all giggling and pointing at me. :(

that sucks but damn that's funny like a movie

it was 10:00am when i was sitting on the crapper at school when i heard the fire drill go off. i really had diareah (sp) so i decided not to get up and just stay in there until it was over...

 

Buy my C- sucker teacher comes barging into the bathroom, kicks open the door and grabs my by the collar yelling "COME ON!!! FIRE!! FIRE!! LETS GO!! EVERYBODY OUT!!!"

 

he pulled me off the bowl without even giving me a chance to pull up my pants. then he meets up with another teacher and they both grab my arms and drag me outside with my knees scraping the ground and my genitals exposed. all the kids were laughing and the girls were all giggling and pointing at me. :(

:lol

 

That has to be a lie. Sounds like something from a movie. Either way its funny tho.

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